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    @rembrandt unsolicited dick pics are never, ever a good idea (however are unsolicited tit picks ever received badly? women and men are different)

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    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    not sure what the deal is RS?

    Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.

    And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability

    think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge

    You make good points. It's just weird to take the phone and take a picture of my schlong.

    think of it less as "photographing my cock" and more "a free exchange of ideas that may result in a video of her diddling herself"

    It's just like gambling. Don't think about what you are handing over, think about what you stand to gain back

    That is a good analogy. I'm very liberal. If some chick is gonna send me tits and clam then it's only fair I send her the blue vein flute in return.

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    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

    So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick 🙂

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    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    not sure what the deal is RS?

    Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.

    And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability

    think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge

    You make good points. It's just weird to take the phone and take a picture of my schlong.

    think of it less as "photographing my cock" and more "a free exchange of ideas that may result in a video of her diddling herself"

    It's just like gambling. Don't think about what you are handing over, think about what you stand to gain back

    But if you're in like Flynn anyway is there any point?

    do you only fuck one way?

    Sorry that went over my head. If I'm 99% likely to get some action, is there any point taking a snapshot of the bratwurst?

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think

    you. fucking. rude. fluffybunny.

    That is messed up. she puts herself out here, and you get all quaker on her? duuuude

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    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

    So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick 🙂

    I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

    So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick 🙂

    I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.

    Workout selfies? They get boring pretty quick

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Blackmail the prick.

    Definitely one of the first thoughts,but he's just a young buck who clearly has zero understanding of girls, best to just tease or embarrass him a little

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    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

    So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick 🙂

    I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.

    Workout selfies? They get boring pretty quick

    Workout selfies?

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

    So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick 🙂

    I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.

    She might be starting to think there is something a little 'wrong' about downstairs

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mariner4life said in Building myself back up:

    not sure what the deal is RS?

    Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.

    And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability

    think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge

    You make good points. It's just weird to take the phone and take a picture of my schlong.

    think of it less as "photographing my cock" and more "a free exchange of ideas that may result in a video of her diddling herself"

    It's just like gambling. Don't think about what you are handing over, think about what you stand to gain back

    But if you're in like Flynn anyway is there any point?

    do you only fuck one way?

    Sorry that went over my head. If I'm 99% likely to get some action, is there any point taking a snapshot of the bratwurst?

    yes! she wants to play.

    If she offered you a headjob first before you nut in her, do you turn it down because you'll just finish somewhere else?

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    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

    So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick 🙂

    I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.

    She might be starting to think there is something a little 'wrong' about downstairs

    So much pressure now. Tempting to send it during the day when she's in the office...

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @rembrandt said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.

    Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?

    Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.

    Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.

    Blackmail the prick.

    So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick 🙂

    I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.

    She might be starting to think there is something a little 'wrong' about downstairs

    So much pressure now. Tempting to send it during the day when she's in the office...

    those are the best ones!!!

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  • MN5M Offline
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    I love how @Rancid-Schnitzel s thread is as boring and quiet as everyone else's workout thread but as soon as dick pics are mentioned we're all over it like flies on shit.

    Classic ferning.

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    @rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...

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    @Rancid-Schnitzel If you're feeling a little modest you could get super clever and dress the old codger up. Maybe get it a little beret, draw a moustache, make up a suave dinner jacket and slacks..that sorta thing

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    @taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...

    ahem, may i suggest the "start the fire" technique

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    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    I love how @Rancid-Schnitzel s thread is as boring and quiet as everyone else's workout thread but as soon as dick pics are mentioned we're all over it like flies on shit.

    Classic ferning.

    Yep. Should start a separate thread at Other Stuff. That could be interesting....

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    I love how @Rancid-Schnitzel s thread is as boring and quiet as everyone else's workout thread but as soon as dick pics are mentioned we're all over it like flies on shit.

    Classic ferning.

    Yep. Should start a separate thread at Other Stuff. That could be interesting....

    "The Fern's Adventures in Tinderland Thread"

    Flocked to by married ferners looking to live vicariously through the adventures of the single blokes. It'll be a fucking hit (with some of us)

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