Building myself back up
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
I love how @Rancid-Schnitzel s thread is as boring and quiet as everyone else's workout thread but as soon as dick pics are mentioned we're all over it like flies on shit.
Classic ferning.
Yep. Should start a separate thread at Other Stuff. That could be interesting....
"The Fern's Adventures in Tinderland Thread"
Flocked to by married ferners looking to live vicariously through the adventures of the single blokes. It'll be a fucking hit (with some of us)
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@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
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@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
Workout selfies? They get boring pretty quick
Said the guy who posts that shit up on FB.
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@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
not the best angle.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
don't over think it. You should be keeping yourself a bit tidy down there anyway, have some pride.
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
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@nta said in Building myself back up:
@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
Workout selfies? They get boring pretty quick
Said the guy who posts that shit up on FB.
The few compliments I get pale in comparison to the torrent of abuse I get.
I know where I stand.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
Well from previous gfs - no one likes an unkempt garden but its generally only blokes who prefer no garden whatsoever.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
Just grip and let rip! You have a phone that can take hundreds of pics! Just pic the one that looks the biggest! It really is the simplest thing.
Oh! and by the way, once you have done one and you get feedback, you will never hesitate in providing more.
And to answer which I think the rest haven't, it is surprisingly common now.
and lastly sometimes when you send one and it takes an age to get a pic back, remember that women will take a million pics to find the right one if it is 'real' time
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
Plenty of camera tricks mate, don't undersell
https://www.hoaxorfact.com/science/giant-4-foot-long-monster-rat-found-in-london-facts.html
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
Just grip and let rip! You have a phone that can take hundreds of pics! Just pic the one that looks the biggest! It really is the simplest thing.
Oh! and by the way, once you have done one and you get feedback, you will never hesitate in providing more.
And to answer which I think the rest haven't, it is surprisingly common now.
and lastly sometimes when you send one and it takes an age to get a pic back, remember that women will take a million pics to find the right one if it is 'real' time
Damn Hooroo! You're the farking guru on this!
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@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
don't over think it. You should be keeping yourself a bit tidy down there anyway, have some pride.
But dude. I don't want to farking shave my nuts. I bet that itches like a mf.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
don't over think it. You should be keeping yourself a bit tidy down there anyway, have some pride.
But dude. I don't want to farking shave my nuts. I bet that itches like a mf.
It doesn't!
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
and buy some simple clippers to manscape!!! Those ones they sell with razors for "sideburns" pffft yeah right, are perfect for the job
especially for you ranga blokes
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Dude you know the council ain't coming over to mow your berm!! sort out your shrubbery bro!
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@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
and buy some simple clippers to manscape!!! Those ones they sell with razors for "sideburns" pffft yeah right, are perfect for the job
especially for you ranga blokes
Absolutely! and I'm not just joking along, it's like a freaking steelo pad on fire!
You sort that shit out!!
