Building myself back up
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
don't over think it. You should be keeping yourself a bit tidy down there anyway, have some pride.
But dude. I don't want to farking shave my nuts. I bet that itches like a mf.
It doesn't!
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
and buy some simple clippers to manscape!!! Those ones they sell with razors for "sideburns" pffft yeah right, are perfect for the job
especially for you ranga blokes
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Dude you know the council ain't coming over to mow your berm!! sort out your shrubbery bro!
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@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
and buy some simple clippers to manscape!!! Those ones they sell with razors for "sideburns" pffft yeah right, are perfect for the job
especially for you ranga blokes
Absolutely! and I'm not just joking along, it's like a freaking steelo pad on fire!
You sort that shit out!!
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@rembrandt said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
Plenty of camera tricks mate, don't undersell
https://www.hoaxorfact.com/science/giant-4-foot-long-monster-rat-found-in-london-facts.html
I guess the moral of the story is to hold your dick in a selfie stick at arms length from your body..?
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@antipodean said in Building myself back up:
@rembrandt said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
Plenty of camera tricks mate, don't undersell
https://www.hoaxorfact.com/science/giant-4-foot-long-monster-rat-found-in-london-facts.html
I guess the moral of the story is to hold your dick in a selfie stick at arms length from your body..?
Exactly
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I'm going to develop a bloody complex about my bloody rainforest now. Shit, I was able to walk around in ruggers, singlets and jandals for years. Now I not only have to "look presentable" I also have to use a mini whippersnipper down below. So much work!
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@rembrandt said in Building myself back up:
Also I'll add, if you're gonna do it during the work day don't do it outta nowhere. Build up to it with texts, have her earn it over a period of time. Its more about the build up and tease for girls whereas guys..well we're much simpler creatures.
The whole "you send one pic I send one pic" is awesome I have to say.
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@rancid-schnitzel it itched like fuck when I did it!!
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@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel it itched like fuck when I did it!!
how far back did you take it?
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@mariner4life well the above post was talking about shaving, not mowing.
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@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life well the above post was talking about shaving, not mowing.
fuck i hope it was for an operation!
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@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life well the above post was talking about shaving, not mowing.
fuck i hope it was for an operation!
tch tch. someone always gets found out for taking it too far!
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life well the above post was talking about shaving, not mowing.
fuck i hope it was for an operation!
itch itch. someone always gets found out for taking it too far!
fixed
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@mariner4life well it wasnt my nuts that I shaved, but the close crop mowing still itched for a while.
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So how often so you have to maintain this plot of land? Sounds like alot of work. I would also add that I've never received a comment about it. But maybe the ladies were just being nice....
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@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life well it wasnt my nuts that I shaved, but the close crop mowing still itched for a while.
Someone else's?
What a fag
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Getting mixed signals here. Perhaps the itching isn't from the mowing but the STDs?
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