Willie the weka's journey
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Well Weka, start spiling the beans on the new get skinny for wedding programme...<br />
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Got a heart attack monitor you could borrow if you like... <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Your best man will aim for a constant 93kg come your wedding day... As opposed to the 95-98 that my current weight flucuates between... -
OK here's the free willie from the kg's formula................<br />
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We have been "given" a golden ladrador, she's 6 and need's regular walks from yours truely.<br />
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While on this mornings walk, (number 3 with Zoe) willie stopped at the shop window at Jesters and caught his reflection - not a pleasant sight, so walked the extra 6 shops and joined the Rototuna Gym!!<br />
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Serious now, as willie is a little like Bartman and if pays MONEY for anything wants maximum benefit!!!<br />
Assesment on Tuesday.<br />
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Been doing the 12 week challenge eating routine, so the kilo's should start to drop.<br />
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Aim is to be 92kg by wedding date, so I can say "fatboy" to bartman once again........ -
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OK here's the free willie from the kg's formula................<br />
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We have been "given" a golden ladrador, she's 6 and need's regular walks from yours truely.<br />
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While on this mornings walk, (number 3 with Zoe) willie stopped at the shop window at Jesters and caught his reflection - not a pleasant sight, so walked the extra 6 shops and joined the Rototuna Gym!!<br />
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Serious now, as willie is a little like Bartman and if pays MONEY for anything wants maximum benefit!!!<br />
Assesment on Tuesday.<br />
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Been doing the 12 week challenge eating routine, so the kilo's should start to drop.<br />
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Aim is to be 92kg by wedding date, so I can say "fatboy" to Bartman once again........<br />
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Way to go!!! I will feed the bartman plenty of easter eggs, coke (full sugar) and plenty of his favourite food (KFC) see if we can't fatten him up a little before the wedding, the big guy does have a bag of chicken chips in his hands at the moment, so should be no problem at all <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> But you do realise that the fatter he is the more expensive he will be to cloth. Might blow your budget! -
Chairs for the "Project - sabitage Bartman"Â Batgirl.........<br />
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No prob's re the extra cloth to dress him, just means less people get invited, and that have to listen to his "orchestrated pack of lies" that will make up his speech...... :2funny:<br />
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Love budgets, blow out here....penny pinch there........ :knubble: -
Righty;<br />
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Wille joined Gym, had assesment - Ooch 104.3kg's that's just .3kg's lighter than my last big effort.........hmmmmm<br />
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Had 1st session, programme pretty simple mainly cardio.<br />
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Food going ok, although really wanted more of mrs c2b's pasta dish last night.....<br />
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Today, walk the dog, then watch the warriors.<br />
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Goal is 89kg by 24/11/07 <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
Ok ok 18months after the last post on this - IM BACK!!<br />
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114.8kgs of blubber - beer, fast foods, cheese, 2nd helpings, carbs, pastries, no exercise and 10.8kg heavier....<br />
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Had the fast bastards forty meter annual camp sprint on news years eve and even managed to pull ha hammy!!!<br />
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So in pain, decided that was it!! xzxflag_of_truce <br />
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I've this week joined the gym, sorted a exercise programme and after this weekend (catching up with the whanau) will sort the diet and beer intake as well.....<br />
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Will post progress etc -
[quote name='willie the weka']Ok ok 18months after the last post on this - IM BACK!!<br />
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114.8kgs of blubber - beer, fast foods, cheese, 2nd helpings, carbs, pastries, no exercise and 10.8kg heavier....<br />
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Had the fast bastards forty meter annual camp sprint on news years eve and even managed to pull ha hammy!!!<br />
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So in pain, decided that was it!! xzxflag_of_truce <br />
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I've this week joined the gym, sorted a exercise programme and after this weekend (catching up with the whanau) will sort the diet and beer intake as well.....<br />
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Will post progress etc[/quote]<br />
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Hey! We're of similar size by the looks of things!! (I'm 122 kegs) If you want a competition, I'm up for it!!! We'll put something on it that would be great to win, i.e 2 tickets to the AB's v SA in Hamilton or something.!!!<br />
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If you're keen, let me know. I need more motivation than just being called a fat bastard or the occasional harpoon from offshore whizzing over my head -
Just back from first assessment and guess what??? I'm a fat bastard!!!<br />
I know I know at 114.8kg's it came a complete shock to hear the instructor utter the words obese and unfit....haha<br />
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Never mind the embarrassing 1st weight in and measurements have been taken and now its time to exercise...<br />
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Gonna do a couple of spin classes per week to burn some fat, and a aqua jogging class - its meant to be reasonably intense without impacting the joints of being so huge....ad in the normal rowing, cycle, treadmill shit and I'm off....<br />
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Hooroo cheers for the wager idea but think me just being alive this time next year is motavation enough at this tender stage... -
[quote name='Hooroo'][quote name='willie the weka']Ok ok 18months after the last post on this - IM BACK!!<br />
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114.8kgs of blubber - beer, fast foods, cheese, 2nd helpings, carbs, pastries, no exercise and 10.8kg heavier....<br />
<br />
Had the fast bastards forty meter annual camp sprint on news years eve and even managed to pull ha hammy!!!<br />
<br />
So in pain, decided that was it!! xzxflag_of_truce <br />
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I've this week joined the gym, sorted a exercise programme and after this weekend (catching up with the whanau) will sort the diet and beer intake as well.....<br />
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Will post progress etc[/quote]<br />
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Hey! We're of similar size by the looks of things!! (I'm 122 kegs) If you want a competition, I'm up for it!!! We'll put something on it that would be great to win, i.e 2 tickets to the AB's v SA in Hamilton or something.!!!<br />
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If you're keen, let me know. I need more motivation than just being called a fat bastard or the occasional harpoon from offshore whizzing over my head[/quote]<br />
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Willie 114.8 you Hooroo 122 are probably giving Willie a 3 1/2 week head start.<br />
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Mind you that's better than the 5 1/2 I'm giving you. xzxflag_of_truce <br />
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So I don't think I'll be joining in your little race.
