RWC Week 5: England v Samoa

[MiketheSnow]

England bring their Dad to the playground to sort their shit out

[sparky]

Care in.

[Bones]

Early shove by England at the start of the scrum sequence. Calls a reset. Early shove by Samoa - fucken penalty you idiots.

[MiketheSnow]

These commentators can fuck right off

[sparky]

Kick over. England 18 Samoa 17.

[sparky]

Samoa still have a great chance of a famous victory.

[Bones]

Jesus Christ. Even blatant stuff. Lawrence gets tackled outside the 22 and places it inside. He calls it inside

[taniwharugby]

How long to go

[sparky]

The ref has really come to England’s rescue.

[sparky]

Free kick to Samoa.

[sparky]

Four minutes to go. One point ball game.

[sparky]

Samoa close to drop goal territory.

[MiketheSnow]

Living offside

[sparky]

Sops in the pocket. Pick and drive.

[Victor Meldrew]

A drop goal will be taking the piss.

[sparky]

Offside. Miles offside but obviously not given.

[sparky]

England with the ball. 2 minutes left.

[sparky]

Great Samoa break. Up to half way.

[sparky]

This is magic.

[sparky]

But lost forward……..