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Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield)

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    dogmeat
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    #84

    I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

    Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

    • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

    • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

    • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

    • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

    • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

    • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

    • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

    to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    • dogmeatD dogmeat

      I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

      Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

      • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

      • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

      • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

      • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

      • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

      • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

      • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

      to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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      wrote on last edited by SammyC
      #85

      @dogmeat said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

      I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

      Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

      • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

      • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

      • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

      • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

      • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

      • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

      • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

      to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      Your mate's an idiot or a liar (or both).

      1. They sell Montieths original and Pointers Pale Ale at the ground. (I had 6 during the game). Plus Sav, Pinot and Cider
      2. There's heaps of Motels close to the ground that have vacancies (just texted a friend who owns several within walking distance of the ground)
      3. Why doesnt he use uber? $30 would get you pretty much everywhere in Chch
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      • dogmeatD dogmeat

        I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

        Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

        • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

        • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

        • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

        • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

        • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

        • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

        • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

        to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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        #86

        @dogmeat said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

        I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

        Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

        • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

        • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

        • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

        • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

        • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

        • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

        • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

        to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

        Your mate was probably right at home in Rolleston prison. It must have been an open day in the mental wing for him to be able to find his way in to a room, but I suppose wearing a helmet and drooling from the corner of his mouth would help. Surprise surprise, the mental wing at the prison doesn't serve piss. How he managed to find his way out and into the most expensive transport in the region is a mystery. I suppose the constant babbling about how much he and his mates despise all things Canterbury must have worn thin and the guards eventually let him out for a stumble in the fresh air, and he fell into a chariot made of gold which took him to the ground. After paying for said transportation - presumably in stamps - your semi-retarded mate then tried to get pissed on 2% grog. Clearly a desperate lightweight, he somehow actually managed to get pissed on 2% grog and so pissed he couldn't differentiate between the old Addington Showgrounds and a 22,000 all seated temporary stadium. He then whistled up his mate in the gold unicorn-driven chariot again, eventually getting dropped off at The Rolly Inn before slobbering his way back across the road to Ward 5, Wing 2 and presumably making himself 'available' to a horny guard as a favour for being let back in.

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        • dogmeatD dogmeat

          I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

          Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

          • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

          • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

          • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

          • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

          • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

          • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

          • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

          to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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          #87

          @dogmeat said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

          I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

          Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

          • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

          • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

          • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

          • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

          • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

          • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

          • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

          to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

          I trust you told your workmate that he's obviously a fluffybunny.

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          • CanerbryC Canerbry

            @dogmeat said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

            I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

            Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

            • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

            • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

            • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

            • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

            • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

            • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

            • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

            to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

            I trust you told your workmate that he's obviously a fluffybunny.

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            Crucial
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            #88

            @canerbry said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

            @dogmeat said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

            I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

            Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

            • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

            • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

            • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

            • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

            • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

            • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

            • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

            to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

            I trust you told your workmate that he's obviously a fluffybunny.

            I thought that was implied by him being a Cantab?

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            • CrucialC Crucial

              @canerbry said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

              @dogmeat said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

              I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

              Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

              • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

              • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

              • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

              • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

              • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

              • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

              • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

              to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

              I trust you told your workmate that he's obviously a fluffybunny.

              I thought that was implied by him being a Cantab?

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              #89

              @crucial said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

              @canerbry said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

              @dogmeat said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

              I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

              Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

              • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

              • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

              • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

              • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

              • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

              • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

              • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

              to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

              I trust you told your workmate that he's obviously a fluffybunny.

              I thought that was implied by him being a Cantab?

              Sounds like Wellytown has turned him soft...

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              • dogmeatD dogmeat

                I work with a guy - been based overseas for years now lives in Wtn

                Was in Chch Friday for work so decided to stay on for the game - first time hes seen them live in over 25 years

                • Only accommodation he could get was apparently some flea infested shit box way out of town

                • So way out that it took him an hour to get into town on the bus

                • Couldn't get a beer anywhere as everywhere was full so decided to head out to the ground to soak up the atmosphere

                • They only sell Amstel light at the ground

                • A ground he thought should be condemned and hadn't changed since he played on it as a nine year old

                • $60 can fare back to the shit hole because he'd noticed it was just up from a pub and needed a beer badly after Cantabs performance

                • Still couldn't get a beer as he wasn't a patched gang member

                to quote Booboo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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                @dogmeat How dare he talk so badly about Chch.

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                • HoorooH Offline
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                  Hooroo
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                  #91

                  ya wanna see a reaction? YA WANNA SEE A REACTION?!?!?!?

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                  • HoorooH Hooroo

                    ya wanna see a reaction? YA WANNA SEE A REACTION?!?!?!?

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                    @hooroo said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

                    ya wanna see a reaction? YA WANNA SEE A REACTION?!?!?!?

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                    • sharkS Offline
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                      #93

                      Some saw the funny side in the responses.

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                      • sharkS shark

                        Some saw the funny side in the responses.

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                        @shark said in Canterbury vs Taranaki (Ranfurly Shield):

                        Some saw the funny side in the responses.

                        I think everyone did!

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