6N 2025: England v France

sparky

Twenty minutes gone. Still 0-0.

Bones

Dupont, so much for legend. Ramos is a brilliant player and even with Taylor, Aumua and Taukieaho, I'm jealous of Mauvaka.

African Monkey

Dupont spills one with the line open.

He's no GOAT.

Mediocre start for the wonderboy

sparky

Dupont's no Cam Roigard.

sparky

And it's Penaud turn to drop a sitter.

Bones

France looking like old France, could be England's day.

sparky

French forwards outstanding, French backs piss poor.

sparky

Does Maro Itoje intend to spend the whole game arguing with the ref?

Victor Meldrew

Dupont's no Cam Roigard.

He's no George Bridge based on the first 20 minutes.

Bones

Does Maro Itoje intend to spend the whole game arguing with the ref?

This your first England game?

To be fair the ref has been pretty cake, missing blatant shit both ways.

sparky

Not minding this commentator as much as the one for the other game.

sparky

French can't catch in the wet.

Bones

Brilliant by Slade and Freeman to bundle up France after the ~~Mounga~~ Smith "flair".

sparky

English Hooker can't throw.

Bones

Mauvaka is shit

sparky

B-B in after England gift wrap one.

Bones

England defence is fucked outside phase play. Reckon Scotland will roll them too if Borthwick stays on.

sparky

Great conversion.

England 0 France 7.

Billy Tell

France dominating but butter fingers a masseuse would be proud of.

Bones

Oh boy, Smith telling his boys to use their heads.... after he's put a kick right into counter attacking hands and had it tidied up by his outsides.

Then makes a half break and throws a 20:80. Jesus wept.

The Silver Fern