The Silver Fern

[quote name='Bones']<br />
[quote name='Barnsey']<br />
Barnya in a fine run of form due to his new physical apperance.<br />
<br />
In the latest news he was rumoured to have put away some<br />
French bird in the Journal section of the Public Library.<br />
<br />
Big Ups to that. <br />
[/quote]It doesn't work anymore, we know you're also Barnya, just a different login...<br />
[/quote]<br />
<br />
I didn't say if she was a looker... just wanted Barnya to bask in his moment of glory<br />
before shooting him down...

Barnya in a fine run of form due to his new physical apperance.<br />
<br />
In the latest news he was rumoured to have put away some<br />
French bird in the Journal section of the Public Library.<br />
<br />
Big Ups to that.

BULLET HOLE BARNYA STRIKES AGAIN!!!<br />
<br />
Going against his own proclaimation of 'no action'<br />
I would like to confirm that another cheeky snog<br />
was accomplished by Barnya last night, all due to<br />
hiss rigorous...er..regime.<br />
<br />
He didn't finish the race, but apparently he <br />
still came the fastest!

Barnya's final draft of his thesis is due today,<br />
<br />
I think he sholud run the half marathon anyway with me<br />
trundling behind him in the car in honour of<br />
concluding his uni work 

[quote name='Dodge']<br />
surely you worked out from the pulling story that Barnsey is Barnya posting from another computer?  <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
[/quote]<br />
<br />
Lies...

Yes, well done for fronting on the board and not making me answer awkward questions Barnya...<br />
<br />
However, it must be said that in your grasp for glory you have encountered what top sportsmen<br />
often have to deal with. Your admittal to several pashes and spooning incidents have obviously<br />
blurred your vision of your original goal. I have no doubt that you are now in some of the best<br />
physical shape of your life, and this would have been a massive learning curve.<br />
<br />
But remember, keep you eye on the prize in future and not the minxy librarian...

Drown yourself with water and piss it out just as fast.<br />
<br />
And no more spooning.

[quote name='Barnya']<br />
[quote] I would like to verify that Barnya has got three sneaky pashes from various women over the last three weeks [/quote]<br />
<br />
Three sneaky pashes and one sneaky spoon.  Giggity giggity!<br />
<br />
[quote name='BobbyDigital']<br />
The soft stuff on the inside of my knee cap was terribly bruised and uneven and as such caused small swellings inside the knee after training and matches. They fixed that in about 7 minutes, 3 small holes, a camera, a steel thingey and some sort of electric multi tool. Lifted the knee cap, polished the soft(ish) stuff behind the knee cap, closed the holes and 3 weeks later I was sweet as. I still get an occasional stab, but it's not a problem anymore.<br />
[/quote]<br />
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Mmmm.  They say that if you run your hand over you tibia and it's bumopy tyhat's scar tissue fro m over training and you nered ot see a physio to get it irned out.  This is what I will be doing AFTER the HM, bbut not before as one of my limp dicekd friends did and now he's not allowed to run it.  WAT a homo!<br />
<br />
Friday 25th of August biatvch<br />
<br />
Breakfast: two slices of toasrt w yada yada yada<br />
Lunch: free pizza<br />
Dinner: char kway teow<br />
<br />
I hear chinese sausage is really bad for but I couod'nt give a rat<br />
s quite frankly.  I'm also drunk at work which can ionly be the way foirward<br />
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<br />
  :nta<br />
If this was a movie, it would be at this time that somebody comes and helps<br />
Barnya up out of the gutter in the pouring rain and he decides to give this<br />
thing a crack.

[quote name='Barnya']<br />
<br />
My mate has also been instructed to be standing at the finish line with a bucket of KFC and a beer.<br />
[/quote]<br />
<br />
Can't understand why this honour was not bestowed upon me...<br />
<br />
Good luck with the training next week Barnya<br />
<br />
Barnya turned down the opportunity to go to the pub last night

I would like to verify that Barnya has got three sneaky pashes from<br />
various women over the last three weeks, two of them back to back<br />
and one of them wearing my shirt which will be subsequently burnt.<br />
<br />
I put this down to his commitment and intense training.<br />
I think this is like BartMan's theory on Umanga for the <br />
world Cup - Barnya will do the half marathon but is <br />
telling us he's not going to, as to relieve the pressure<br />
that is mounting upon him.<br />
<br />
Personally I believe he is in the best shape I've seen him<br />
and whether he does this thing or not the experience has<br />
been extremely beneficial for him.<br />
<br />
(Ps Barnya, don't worry about washing that shirt)

[quote name='Barnya']<br />
<br />
Any advice at all would be much appreciated.<br />
<br />
Cheers<br />
Barnya<br />
[/quote]<br />
<br />
<br />
cut down on the 5% beers. Sub in 4% instead,<br />
honestly it works.<br />
Last year I stuck to normal 4% beers at the end of<br />
the footy season and it helped to defect the inevitable<br />
stomach encroachment that follows a reducement in<br />
regular excercise.<br />
<br />
And Stop raiding our flat pantry when nobody is there  :tickedoff: