All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch

[MN5]

@mariner4life

Naaaaaa you said my best one was about league players glassing women in the pub.....but that was in the ferns previous incarnation so guess we can go with this one instead.

That thread was an absolute cracker though, @hydro11 kindly reminded us that asking a woman out while she was at work was a "dick move" if I remember right....thank god for Tinder or else I'd be on the fern even more than I am.

[ACT Crusader]

On the All Pinks, who could forget those pink polos. Here's one of the big fella

Or a more recent version

[MN5]

The late JC still manages to look tough as fuck......."Yeah I'm in pink and I'm smiling....so what ? fucken run at me c***"

The others all look varying degrees of homosexual, none more so than Izzy Dagg. "Oooooooo Ma'a the legs feel great, those squats are SOOOOOOOOOO paying off"

[ACT Crusader]

Would be a decent match between the North v South of the Super franchises if all the guys that have been named in the current squad were fit

South

1. Crockett
2. Taylor
3. Franks
4. Romano
5. Whitelock
6. Squire
7. Todd
8. Read
9. A. Smith
10. Sopoaga
11. Naholo
12. Crotty
13. Fekitoa
14. Dagg
15. B. Smith

Bench: Moody, Dixon,

North

1. Tu'ungafasi
2. Coles
3. Faumuina
4. Retallick
5. Tuipulotu
6. Savea
7. Cane
8. Kaino
9. Perenara
10. Cruden
11. Savea
12. Lienart-Brown
13. Tamanivalu
14. Moala
15. Barrett

Bench: Hames, Harris, Parsons, Kerr-Barlow, Ngatai, McKenzie

[mariner4life]

@MN5 said in All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch:

The late JC still manages to look tough as fuck......."Yeah I'm in pink and I'm smiling....so what ? fucken run at me c***"

The others all look varying degrees of homosexual, none more so than Izzy Dagg. "Oooooooo Ma'a the legs feel great, those squats are SOOOOOOOOOO paying off"

so in your eyes pink is a colour for the gays?

[MN5]

@mariner4life

Yes, especially you in those shorts you like to wear.

[mariner4life]

@MN5 said in All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch:

@mariner4life

Yes, especially you in those shorts you like to wear.

don't forget the shirts he-man

[MN5]

@mariner4life

I've been reliably informed that mine is "Salmon" and not pink.

[mariner4life]

@MN5 said in All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch:

@mariner4life

I've been reliably informed that mine is "Salmon" and not pink.

wait, you own something in a colour that isn't grey?

By the way, what the fuck has happened to the rugby world where we have the first test of the year against the Boks, our historical enemy, and 3 days out we are discussing wardrobes?

Seriously, the thread is a wind-up team, some posts laughing about how some people would react to said wind up team, some pics of pink jerseys, a gay joke, and 3 posts about clothes.

[MN5]

@mariner4life

I haven't worn grey since I was at college and that was only cos I had to.

To answer the rest of your post it's because the boks are shitter than anytime I can remember in history. They are gonna get an absolute reaming.

[ACT Crusader]

@mariner4life said in All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch:

@MN5 said in All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch:

@mariner4life

I've been reliably informed that mine is "Salmon" and not pink.

wait, you own something in a colour that isn't grey?

By the way, what the fuck has happened to the rugby world where we have the first test of the year against the Boks, our historical enemy, and 3 days out we are discussing wardrobes?

Seriously, the thread is a wind-up team, some posts laughing about how some people would react to said wind up team, some pics of pink jerseys, a gay joke, and 3 posts about clothes.

The only thing missing is some poster asking when is the team named....

[taniwharugby]

@ACT-Crusader as if, surely we all know its named on Fridays now!!

[cgrant]

I don't expect many changes in the ABs lineup. Two crooked throws by Coles doesn't mean he'll be benched. Hansen is rather conservative so he won't rest the incumbents against a team like South Africa. I know they are pretty dire since Coetzee took the reins but they are still a team hard to play against.
There will be two changes IMO : Crockett for Moody and Savea for Cane. The rest will be unchanged.

[ACT Crusader]

@taniwharugby said in All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch:

@ACT-Crusader as if, surely we all know its named on Fridays now!!

Good to hear. That gives us plenty more time to talk about the big rugby issues like pink shirts, suitcases, a Dixon sighting, Cullen and 2003.....

[KiwiMurph]

Saw that Foster mentioned Moala is back healthy and in the selection mix? Perhaps more likely to play for Auckland on Sunday?

[ACT Crusader]

@KiwiMurph said in All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch:

Saw that Foster mentioned Moala is back healthy and in the selection mix? Perhaps more likely to play for Auckland on Sunday?

Good bench option.

[Bovidae]

i wouldn't be surprised to see Todd start ahead of Savea, as Todd is more of a starter to me. Maybe a few tweaks in the reserves like Pat T making an appearance.

[No Quarter]

@Bovidae good bait, hopefully someone takes it to liven things up a bit.

We all know how this game will play out. The Boks will come out hard, it will be pretty close at half time, blokes on here will be lambasting a "sub-par" AB performance, around the 55-60 minute mark our bench will start to make an appearance, Golden Balls will do something golden with his balls, and we'll win by 20+

[Bones]

Geez with the performances golden balls has had from the bench against the boks, it's gonna be interesting to see what happens if he starts...

[pakman]

Presume team has been supplied to press under embargo for release 7 ayem NZT?