Bad/Lame Jokes

[MajorRage]

Thats so fucking stupid that I love it.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

That's the spirit.

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[Nevorian]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Looks like they might even suck on a few cold ones

[Bones]

Paul Vs Tyson.

[Catogrande]

Dad, why is this book so thick?

It’s a long story son.

[nostrildamus]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Dad, why is this book so thick?

It’s a long story son.

I'll wait for the cover version.

[Catogrande]

Some kitchen questions (outdated):

1. Where do you keep the salt?

In salt cellars.

2. Where do you keep the wine?

In wine cellars.

3. Where do you keep the knives?

In Monica Seles.

[Canerbry]

How do you attract a country girl?

A tractor.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Catogrande]

Email from the local radio station:

Dear Mr Smith, thank you for your application to enter your wife in our prize competition, together with the lovely photo attachment of your wife. However the name of the competition is actually “Fact Hunt” and it is a quiz.

[MiketheSnow]

[Catogrande]

@MiketheSnow

Laaaame.

Well done!

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Second book "I was your super-annoying classmate" by Arsenio Face.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

Just got home and found the door and all the windows open and everything gone.

What kind of sicko does that to someone's advent calender?