Italy v All Blacks

[antipodean]

Does Beauden look before passing?

[Jet]

Surprised Havili didnt run onto the pitch with a 3 iron under his arm.

[Jailbreak7]

Even Codie wants a scrum

[sparky]

@nostrildamus I did suggest that Italy would do a bit better than some people were expecting.

[Jet]

@Jailbreak7 said in Italy v All Blacks:

So you can just barrel into prone players head first on the floor now

aka "the Mako Vunipola"

[MN5]

I’m not actually watching the game but reading the thread is arguably better.

Can someone let me know when Havili throws his first intercept ?

[Victor Meldrew]

Cane has a better pass from the ruck than TJP.

[nostrildamus]

Turin has the second most important collection of Egyptian mummies in the world. Here is hoping for reincarnation.

[Machpants]

Italian defence has been really good tho, they are still rushing and hitting hard, even in the last quarter

[nostrildamus]

@DaGrubster said in Italy v All Blacks:

@akan004 said in Italy v All Blacks:

Vaai celebrating opposition mistakes is so annoying

The new itoje

Itoje would be far less annoying if he was on our side. Like a taller Rieko Ioane.

[antipodean]

@sparky said in Italy v All Blacks:

@nostrildamus I did suggest that Italy would do a bit better than some people were expecting.

@antipodean said in Italy v All Blacks:

Italy are a very limited team. Without a sympathetic ref letting them constantly spoil, they've got nothing.

[Darth Sader]

Little known fact: if you invert the image on the Shroud of Turin, it shows Ethan Blackadder’s face

[Jailbreak7]

Fuck me we all have tits for hands

[Donsteppa]

A backline as fluent as a local touch game.

[Machpants]

At least there will be a sine under the beach towel over summer, no comfort

[African Monkey]

This Italy scrum is shit.

[Jet]

@Darth-Sader said in Italy v All Blacks:

Little known fact: if you invert the image on the Shroud of Turin, it shows Ethan Blackadder’s face

And like Ethan, Its essentially just bandage.

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Italy v All Blacks:

Cane has a better pass from the ruck than TJP.

to be fair, TJP is usually multitasking, like commenting at the same time to the ref.

[Machpants]

@African-Monkey said in Italy v All Blacks:

This Italy scrum is shit.

So is havili

[MajorPom]

This is now beyond a joke.

We don’t care.