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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @Mokey said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga It's there, you play with it. Much like men and cocks I imagine.

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    Getting off the (admirable) subject of titty frapping for a moment, I re-watched The Force Awakens the other night. Now I know this will make some of you froth more than the titty frapping did, but... is it actually any good? Barely any discernible plot, re-hashing of existing storyline and looking like a few (admittedly good) action sequences looking for a link to one another. It did not really bear a second viewing IMO.

    it was just so, well so, so what, for me.

    Anyway back to the Shue boobs.

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  • TimT Away
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    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Getting off the (admirable) subject of titty frapping for a moment, I re-watched The Force Awakens the other night. Now I know this will make some of you froth more than the titty frapping did, but... is it actually any good? Barely any discernible plot, re-hashing of existing storyline and looking like a few (admittedly good) action sequences looking for a link to one another. It did not really bear a second viewing IMO.

    it was just so, well so, so what, for me.

    Anyway back to the Shue boobs.

    🙂 My man. It was garbage.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Getting off the (admirable) subject of titty frapping for a moment,

    Anyway back to the Shue boobs.

    Sorry that was all I read.

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Getting off the (admirable) subject of titty frapping for a moment, I re-watched The Force Awakens the other night. Now I know this will make some of you froth more than the titty frapping did, but... is it actually any good? Barely any discernible plot, re-hashing of existing storyline and looking like a few (admittedly good) action sequences looking for a link to one another. It did not really bear a second viewing IMO.

    it was just so, well so, so what, for me.

    Anyway back to the Shue boobs.

    Yes, thank you! Where were you 9 months ago when I needed you?
    I offered the same opinion when it came out and some serious hissy fits ensued. It's shit, Kylo Ren is shit and killing Han was farking shit.
    But I'll be hanging to see the next one like the sad SW obsessed freak I am.

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    @antipodean

    Re the delectable Ms Shue.

    The wife has a friend visiting at the moment and the other night they were watching Cocktail. I nonchalantly entered the TV room just before the waterfall scene and then quickly exited when it was over. Hope it wasn't too obvious

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by
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    @Rancid-Schnitzel Without knowing either your wife or her friend I can categorically tell you that it was too obvious.

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    @Rancid-Schnitzel There is some quality nakedness in that film. The g-string bikini that Mrs Bryan Brown is wearing when she climbs up the boat ladder is first class.

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    I am being forced to re-evaluate my thoughts on Ms Shue. I'll watch the gif above for a good 3-4 hours and let you all know my updated thoughts.

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    @MajorRage Variety is the spice of life mate 😉

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    Could this be the next Untracable (2008)?

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    BTW, where does Mr Brooks rank in the pantheon of dad-actor thrillers? It'd have to be right up there, just behind Taken.

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    @Tim The ending was a bit stupid, but I liked it. A sequel would have been rather interesting, the cold methodical killing of Mr. vs the messy murders of little Miss. Would it be a new form of father/daughter bonding? Would his precise nature eventually lose the plot with her haphazardness?

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Btw. Best. Gif. Ever.

    I've been watching it non-stop for 5 minutes

    It's an hour long bro!

    i don't need an hour, i can assure you

    You don't even need 5 minutes.

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    @NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Btw. Best. Gif. Ever.

    I've been watching it non-stop for 5 minutes

    It's an hour long bro!

    i don't need an hour, i can assure you

    You don't even need 5 minutes.

    Spoken from experience.

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  • NTAN Offline
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    @Bones yeah. Slowcoach

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  • MilkM Offline
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    @Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Could this be the next Untracable (2008)?

    Untraceable has been on my watchlist for a while... are you saying it's terrible and this new movie looks just as shit, or are you saying Untraceable is awesome and this new movie looks just as good?

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    It has Diane Lane in it, so automatically gets +1 on the whatever out of 5 MILFs scale you use.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    It has Diane Lane in it, so automatically gets +1 on the whatever out of 5 MILFs scale you use.

    Winslets or Hayeks?

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    @Milk Untraceable is firmly in the amusingly goofy/silly and entertaining b-movie category. It's a fun watch.

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