Bad/Lame Jokes

[Catogrande]

I met this Jewish girl last night and she gave me her number.

I told her we use names these days.

Ok I’ll get my coat.

[Nevorian]

[Catogrande]

@Nevorian

Well that one certainly qualifies for the thread

[Nevorian]

[nostrildamus]

A Welshman walks into a baa.

[MN5]

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[Catogrande]

Doctor: The good news is that erectile dysfunction can be cured by diet and exercise.

The bad news is that it's going to be hard to get your wife to diet and exercise.

[bayimports]

[MN5]

I was going to go to the gym today.

Didn’t work out

[Kiwiwomble]

someone had some fun at Stan

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Nevorian]

[Bones]

There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it's not butter.

This is known as the margarine of error

[Nevorian]

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@Nevorian said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

That fell flat

[Bones]

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

[Bones]

[Catogrande]

Top tip:

Clear nail varnish makes an excellent substitute for Tippex when you haven’t made a mistake.

[Bones]

Bonesetta and I laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.