NRL 2025
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Can Penrith just fuck off??
They've win 4 in a row and they turn up week 1 and play like this??
They just do everything well, and full energy all the time. Linespeed. Kick chase. Everything is flat out all the time. -
The woeful Warriors are back for 2025!
I commend their supporters who turn up each week to see that rubbish. -
Liam Martin is so good
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Funny sort of game that Panthers Sharks one. It felt like Penrith were instructed to entertain, hence some very uncharacteristic offloads, 50/50 passes (especially by Edwards), early unnecessary kicks, stuff you wouldn't usually see from them, but being in Vegas game me the impression that they were encouraged to entertain a bit.
Easily the best game of the Vegas carnival, great comeback from Cronulla too, just couldn't quite get over the line.
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Saddest part for me was watching AFB in beast mode….sigh
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I imagine Webster will roll the same team out next week, no coach is making wholesale changes week 2.
But holy shit something needs to be done in the spine. And what have we been doing all summer? There was very little movement, we weren't in synch, it was yuck.
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Rumour was Boyd was in halves with Metcalf before injury, so maybe he does that. It doesn’t necessarily change the lack of direction and inability to be more direct though. The whole spine was doing different things. A shit show. Going to be a long season if more of the same.
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Roosters have been eliminated from the comp in week 1
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At least we weren’t the worst performers in round one
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Brisbane look dangerous again with a proper coach.
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Typical tough Wayne Bennett coached Souths side without their 2 best players and their Winger Tyrone Munro going off at halftime grinding their way to a gritty win.
If Bennett weren't there, Souths would be my spoon favourites, but he knows how to get any side put infront of him fighting.
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Cowboys forwards as tough as Alfred, ran out of gas before starting. In saying that don’t be surprised if Manly touch up the warriors next week too.
Brutal game between Dragons and Bulldogs, lots of barely legal defence leading the way. Bulldogs will be tough to beat. Dragons probably win that if they were playing a bottom four team
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Melbourne look gorgeous absolutely bullying the Eels
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Eels are terrible. Storm doing more than a point a minute in the first half.
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lol warriors say we want first shot at spoon, roosters say hold my beer, cowboys say no we got it, and then in walk the eels…
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Welcome to first grade coaching Jason Ryles, the best assistant coach the world has seen.
In all seriousness, it'll take time, but man, they looked reserve grade standard yesterday.
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Round 1 Wrap
Wahs? Dogshit. Raiders? not bad. Ricky looks to have let the young guys off the leash
Penrith will not die. Sharks have an inferiority complex they need to overcome
Broncos look tasty. Madge has them fit, and committed on defense. They will play harder teams than this Roosters outfit, but that's a big start. They have elite middles which makes everything easier. Haas is terrifying, and moving Carrigan to prop was a great move.
The Tigers tried, but still failed. Shit game of two average sides.
The late game wasn't much better. Is there anything more guaranteed than a Wayne Bennett coached side winning a game they are supposed to lose?
Dragons staged a late but largely meaningless comeback against the Bulldogs. But the effort made the call of them being favourites for the spoon look ridiculous. Dogs looked pretty good getting out to that lead.
Why is Mariner not allowed nice things? The Cowboys, in a crowded field, came up with the worst effort of the weekend. They fucking SUCKED! and Manly tore them apart. NQ looked completely unprepared in another piece of evidence that Payton is a shit coach. Manly were fucking good, with Turbo running free, and DCE arguably the best player of the weekend.
Melbourne v Eels was what happens when premiership favourites play a NSW-Cup team. That Eels side is shit, those that are there look like they are just there for a pay cheque, and Ryles is probably wondering what he has done. Melbourne were hot though. Papi looks fit and fast, Munster looks dialed in, and they just tore the Eels to bits.Round 1 showed there are some really good teams (Penrith, Brisbane, Melbourne, and i guess the Sharks) which most already picked for the top 4. On the other hand there are some shit teams. Teams with no talent (Eels, Warriors), teams with holes (Roosters) or teams with no heart (Cowboys). Two of the shit teams have already been eliminated from premiership contention, it will happen to a couple more soon.
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Round 1 Wrap
Wahs? Dogshit. Raiders? not bad. Ricky looks to have let the young guys off the leash
Penrith will not die. Sharks have an inferiority complex they need to overcome
Broncos look tasty. Madge has them fit, and committed on defense. They will play harder teams than this Roosters outfit, but that's a big start. They have elite middles which makes everything easier. Haas is terrifying, and moving Carrigan to prop was a great move.
The Tigers tried, but still failed. Shit game of two average sides.
The late game wasn't much better. Is there anything more guaranteed than a Wayne Bennett coached side winning a game they are supposed to lose?
Dragons staged a late but largely meaningless comeback against the Bulldogs. But the effort made the call of them being favourites for the spoon look ridiculous. Dogs looked pretty good getting out to that lead.
Why is Mariner not allowed nice things? The Cowboys, in a crowded field, came up with the worst effort of the weekend. They fucking SUCKED! and Manly tore them apart. NQ looked completely unprepared in another piece of evidence that Payton is a shit coach. Manly were fucking good, with Turbo running free, and DCE arguably the best player of the weekend.
Melbourne v Eels was what happens when premiership favourites play a NSW-Cup team. That Eels side is shit, those that are there look like they are just there for a pay cheque, and Ryles is probably wondering what he has done. Melbourne were hot though. Papi looks fit and fast, Munster looks dialed in, and they just tore the Eels to bits.Round 1 showed there are some really good teams (Penrith, Brisbane, Melbourne, and i guess the Sharks) which most already picked for the top 4. On the other hand there are some shit teams. Teams with no talent (Eels, Warriors), teams with holes (Roosters) or teams with no heart (Cowboys). Two of the shit teams have already been eliminated from premiership contention, it will happen to a couple more soon.
@mariner4life lol great analysis. Arguably the biggest gulf in class/effort between a few teams we have seen in a couple of years.
Just on the warriors, they generally fail when they have to aim up in big games and if Vegas wasn’t enough, then the official farewell to Tohu will send panic through the team. But I do expect them to start physical but ultimately get beaten by a much classier team.
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interesting round after what was a pretty lop-sided start.
Knights v Dolphins won't have much in it tonight you wouldn't think
We're hosting Manly and by rights should get pumped, but i don't trust Manly, and just sometimes we get all hyped up and win when we're not supposed to
Panthers were pretty good in Vegas while the Roosters were dogshit. How much does the travel affect Penrith and was the Roosters game an anomaly?
Dragons fought hard last week, and the Bunnies got an unexpected win. Could go either way
Jeremiah Nanai is the only big name to pay the price for some shit performances last weekend. Surely the Cowboys can't be that inept again? Sharks lost but showed a bit first up.
Broncos looked shit hot, but the Roosters were terrible. Ricky's Raiders looked good too. Should be a good game in the Capital.
Spoonbowl take 1! Eels v Tigers. Tigers were pretty average week 1. Yet the Eels were even worse, and they've had quite the week, with Moses confirmed out for a while, and Brown walking at the end of the year. But they are playing the Tigers...
And finally the bulldogs who looked solid week 1 get the Titans in their first hit out for the year, a team most expect to be deep in the Spoon fight. Des Hasler has to show early he can actually still coach, and not just have a gorgeous mane of hair the envy of many younger men.
