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Aaron Smith naughty boy?

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  • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

    The main thing we all need to be focusing on right now is

    how do we turn this in to a new nickname?

    I mean, SBW was so easy to turn in to Dunny Bill, bit A Smith might need a bit more lateral thinking

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    @mariner4life I think before we settle in it we will need a little bit more info about the carnality involved. At this stage I think we should be focussing on some sort of variant of money shot , but that not set in stone obviously

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    • MajorPomM MajorPom

      I think it's important that everybody reads this point of view to get some perspective on why this is such a massive issue.

      (said, nobody, ever).

      http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11723751

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      @MajorRage boom! okay, you are off to an early lead in the "stupidest angle article" competition. That's going to be hard to top

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      • Chris B.C Chris B.

        @mariner4life said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

        I'm pretty happy for the rugby culture to be associated with consensual sex.

        What about drinking games?

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        @Chris-B. said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

        @mariner4life said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

        I'm pretty happy for the rugby culture to be associated with consensual sex.

        What about drinking games?

        that is about our drinking culture, not rugby culture.

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        • MajorPomM MajorPom

          I think it's important that everybody reads this point of view to get some perspective on why this is such a massive issue.

          (said, nobody, ever).

          http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11723751

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          @MajorRage I already said Tew will need to apologise to the disabled community, try to keep up bro!

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            0_1475713047887_Aaron Smith Story.PNG

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            • KiwiMurphK KiwiMurph

              0_1475713047887_Aaron Smith Story.PNG

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              @KiwiMurph surely not? If that's legit, you're now in first.

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              • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                @KiwiMurph surely not? If that's legit, you're now in first.

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                @mariner4life Unfortunately it is legit

                https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/rugby/first-video-inside-christchurch-airport-toilet-aaron-smith-incident-alleged-have-taken-place

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                • KiwiMurphK KiwiMurph

                  @mariner4life Unfortunately it is legit

                  https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/rugby/first-video-inside-christchurch-airport-toilet-aaron-smith-incident-alleged-have-taken-place

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                  @KiwiMurph that is proper fucked up. You are now definitely leading the stupidest article race now. Sorry MR, you'll have to lift (lower) your game.

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                    I was going to say that the toilet in question could become the equivalent of Morrison's grave shrine in Père Llachaise, Paris.

                    I think there needs to be some withered floral bouquets, bit of graffiti, leftover jocks/panties, a few cartoons of knob ends, and various streamers, used condoms, left in place as a bit of a memorial.
                    and a new nameplate sign on the door.

                    The Airport should put a coin operated lock on the door and clean up from the thousands of voyeurs who'll want to pass through each day.

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                      #88

                      I don't know what to say about that...nah I got nothing.

                      Bet the camera man is wondering g what he did wron.

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                        Best Headline so far in global media is one in South Africa

                        Smith blow for All Blacks.

                        I'm sure that wasn't intentional....

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                          The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                          Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

                          What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

                          Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

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                            @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                            The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                            Wait 5 to 10 minutes?

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                              Your offended that a handicapped toilet was used?

                              Ok Rancid Barry.

                              And please don't refer to disabled people as poor. They are just the same as everybody else.

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                                More headline awards:

                                Most Innocuous or Misleading Headline Award - RTE Ireland
                                "All Black Aaron Smith suspended for toilet offence".

                                PC Headline Award - The Guardian:
                                "Aaron Smith sent home by All Blacks after disabled toilet encounter" The Guardian.

                                Let's Not Hold Back Headline Award - Sydney Morning Herald
                                "Star All Black Aaron Smith caught having sex in airport disabled toilet".

                                The Let's Not Mention It At All Headline Award - Sport 24 SA
                                ""All Black scrumhalf falls foul of coaching staff"

                                The Who's Aaron Smith Headline Award - Daily Telegraph
                                "England new boy Sam Jones broke his leg in judo drill"

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                                • KiwiMurphK KiwiMurph

                                  @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                                  The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                                  Wait 5 to 10 minutes?

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                                  @KiwiMurph said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                                  @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                                  The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                                  Wait 5 to 10 minutes?

                                  Smith 'n' Chick or the Disabled person?

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                                  • Rancid SchnitzelR Rancid Schnitzel

                                    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                                    Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

                                    What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

                                    Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

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                                    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                                    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                                    Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

                                    What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

                                    Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

                                    That's David Warner's wife you're talking about there mate

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                                      More headline awards:

                                      Most Innocuous or Misleading Headline Award - RTE Ireland
                                      "All Black Aaron Smith suspended for toilet offence".

                                      PC Headline Award - The Guardian:
                                      "Aaron Smith sent home by All Blacks after disabled toilet encounter" The Guardian.

                                      Let's Not Hold Back Headline Award - Sydney Morning Herald
                                      "Star All Black Aaron Smith caught having sex in airport disabled toilet".

                                      The Let's Not Mention It At All Headline Award - Sport 24 SA
                                      ""All Black scrumhalf falls foul of coaching staff"

                                      The Who's Aaron Smith Headline Award - Daily Telegraph
                                      "England new boy Sam Jones broke his leg in judo drill"

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                                      @Pot-Hale "All Blacks star banned after toilet break" - Australian Rugby (rugby dot com dot au)

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                                      • KiwiMurphK KiwiMurph

                                        0_1475713047887_Aaron Smith Story.PNG

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                                        @KiwiMurph I can't make it on my phone , did they blur out the toilet manufacturers name on the bowl on the big screen ? Have they approached them for comment yet?

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                                        • Rancid SchnitzelR Rancid Schnitzel

                                          The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                                          Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

                                          What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

                                          Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

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                                          @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                                          The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

                                          Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

                                          What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

                                          Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

                                          I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!

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