Bad/Lame Jokes

[nostrildamus]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Nepia

Now ask yourself. Was it worth it?

As a lame joke, definitely.

[canefan]

My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MajorRage]

@Victor-Meldrew friend is an NHS Urologist.

This is true, she doesn’t know him, but does know Dickie Dickinson!

[Victor Meldrew]

@MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew friend is an NHS Urologist.

This is true, she doesn’t know him, but does know Dickie Dickinson!

Can belive it. My BiL trained with a surgeon at Green Lane Hospital called Hartman...

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic?

Ian

[Bones]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

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[MiketheSnow]

That is class

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[No Quarter]

What do you call an all-you-can-eat restaurant where all of the food contains garlic?

Buffet, the Vampire Slayer.