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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    wrote on last edited by antipodean
    #3868

    the best part us the comment by "SpG":

    Initially we tried letting them swim across but the wool weighed them down and they kept drowning. The worksafe approved life jackets didn't work and a lack of fingers and thumbs took away the jet ski option. Ferry was the last resort.

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    @antipodean hopefully this stops other "vegan nomads" from visiting our shores and inflicting their smelly sanctimonious selves on us.
    I liked this comment.
    "Hells bells - I just had a great morning father and son time with my 8 year old. We went out into the paddock behind the house. I humanely shot a prime sheep; and my son and I skinned and gutted it. He was very proud helping his family get food. The carcass is now setting in the chilling shed. Wake up buttercup - you would not have liked the view at my place this morning; but we will be having great meals in the coming weeks. Each to their own. I don't go ranting in vegan restaurants demanding you have a meat option!"

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    @jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    I don't go ranting in vegan restaurants demanding you have a meat option!"

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    #3871

    truly this woman is a fluffybunny.

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    @antipodean said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    the best part us the comment by "SpG":

    Initially we tried letting them swim across but the wool weighed them down and they kept drowning. The worksafe approved life jackets didn't work and a lack of fingers and thumbs took away the jet ski option. Ferry was the last resort.

    They didn't try island to island slingshot?

    On a side note, why the hell are vegans so weird? I hope this woman fucks off asap.

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    #3873

    @jegga Yeah, he's very amusing but I think that if I knew him personally I would quite likely have twatted him by now.

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    @Catogrande it wouldn't be pleasant spending 9 hours a day 5 days a week with him . I'm surprised we've never had a thread about worst piston wristed gibbons you've ever had to work with . There'd be some great tales from pretty much everyone.

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    @jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Catogrande it wouldn't be pleasant spending 9 hours a day 5 days a week with him . I'm surprised we've never had a thread about worst piston wristed gibbons you've ever had to work with . There'd be some great tales from pretty much everyone.

    If you build it, they will come.

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    @mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Catogrande ah it's always great when that site resurfaces every couple of years, and i lose half a day reading through him trolling people. It's great stuff

    I do exactly the same thing... something or somebody reminds me of him, I read through all his shit hoping for something new, even his old stuff makes me genuinely "LOL" at work, and then I wait for the next time.
    This time - his list of arguments with his wahine was new to me... did make me realise: a) bitches, they all the same; b) who the fck could live with this guy?

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    #3877

    I'm just wondering why you would want your photo and name attached to this article?

    ''  /  Oct 6, 2016  /  News

    Student teacher needed surgery after getting seven inch SEX TOY lodged up her bum

    Student teacher needed surgery after getting seven inch SEX TOY lodged up her bum

    A STUDENT teacher who got a SEVEN INCH sex toy lodged up her BUM was forced to have it surgically removed after using BBQ prongs failed. Emma Phillips was feeling amorous with partner Lee Miller, 2…

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    #3878

    @jegga 15 minutes of fame? Fuck I dunno...

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    @NTA one of the many issues with that story is that they were looking on the sheets and under the pillow for it. How does a person not notice that it's jammed up their colon?

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  • NTAN Offline
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    #3880

    Yeah ... you could say that story doesn't fit 😉

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    @jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @NTA one of the many issues with that story is that they were looking on the sheets and under the pillow for it. How does a person not notice that it's jammed up their colon?

    She must be very used to having things up her poop chute because I'm sure most people would notice that thing up their back passage well before it got all the way in

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    This fucking thing at IKEA.

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    replied to NTA on last edited by
    #3883

    @NTA so fucking cool

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    #3884

    Imgur

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    @Tim Shit, that's a near miss eh.

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    Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell is a pretty amusing goofball. He keeps emailing John Podesta to make sure he knows about the aliens bringing us zero-point energy.

    email for John Podesta (c/o Eryn) from Edgar Mitchel re meeting ASAP - WikiLeaks

    email for John Podesta (c/o Eryn) from Edgar Mitchel re meeting ASAP - WikiLeaks

    From: terribillionairs@aol.com To: john.podesta@gmail.com Dear John As 2015 unfolds I understand you are leaving the Administration in February. It is urgent that we agree on a date and time to meet to discuss Disclosure and Zero Point Energy at your earliest available after your departure...

    email for John Podesta c/o Eryn re Space Treaty (attached) - WikiLeaks

    email for John Podesta c/o Eryn re Space Treaty (attached) - WikiLeaks

    From: terribillionairs@aol.com To: john.podesta@gmail.com Dear John Because the War in Space race is heating up I felt you should be aware of several factors as you and I schedule our Skype talk. Remember our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point...

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    @Tim said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell is a pretty amusing goofball. He keeps emailing John Podesta to make sure he knows about the aliens bringing us zero-point energy.

    email for John Podesta (c/o Eryn) from Edgar Mitchel re meeting ASAP - WikiLeaks

    email for John Podesta (c/o Eryn) from Edgar Mitchel re meeting ASAP - WikiLeaks

    From: terribillionairs@aol.com To: john.podesta@gmail.com Dear John As 2015 unfolds I understand you are leaving the Administration in February. It is urgent that we agree on a date and time to meet to discuss Disclosure and Zero Point Energy at your earliest available after your departure...

    email for John Podesta c/o Eryn re Space Treaty (attached) - WikiLeaks

    email for John Podesta c/o Eryn re Space Treaty (attached) - WikiLeaks

    From: terribillionairs@aol.com To: john.podesta@gmail.com Dear John Because the War in Space race is heating up I felt you should be aware of several factors as you and I schedule our Skype talk. Remember our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point...

    Too many gamma rays...

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