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Aaron Smith naughty boy?

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  • MokeyM Mokey

    The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

    Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

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    taniwharugby
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    @Mokey only if his birthday is on a Saturday or Sunday.

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    • MokeyM Mokey

      The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

      Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

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      Virgil
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      @Mokey said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

      The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

      Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

      We are supposed to get some on our birthdays?!?

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      • V Virgil

        @Mokey said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

        The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

        Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

        We are supposed to get some on our birthdays?!?

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        @Virgil said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

        @Mokey said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

        The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

        Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

        We are supposed to get some on our birthdays?!?

        Shhhhhh! Keep your damned voice down! This is state secret level shit.

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        • V Virgil

          @Mokey said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

          The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

          Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

          We are supposed to get some on our birthdays?!?

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          @Virgil I'm getting stitched up!!

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            @Virgil I'm getting stitched up!!

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            @mariner4life said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

            @Virgil I'm getting stitched up!!

            Something that your wife will never have to say after a night with you (births not included).

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            • SmudgeS Smudge

              @mariner4life said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

              @Virgil I'm getting stitched up!!

              Something that your wife will never have to say after a night with you (births not included).

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              @Smudge If they have to say it after a night with you, either you are a mutant, or a knifey tinder date gone wrong

              (also insert wildly inappropriate joke that even i won't go to on this forum)

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              • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                @Smudge If they have to say it after a night with you, either you are a mutant, or a knifey tinder date gone wrong

                (also insert wildly inappropriate joke that even i won't go to on this forum)

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                @mariner4life said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                @Smudge If they have to say it after a night with you, either you are a mutant, or a knifey tinder date gone wrong

                (also insert wildly inappropriate joke that even i won't go to on this forum)

                Oh go on . . .

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                • V Virgil

                  @Mokey said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                  The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

                  Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

                  We are supposed to get some on our birthdays?!?

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                  jegga
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                  #274

                  @Virgil said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                  @Mokey said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

                  The husband probably has to make an appointment to even broach the topic.

                  Maybe I'm being harsh. He probably gets some on his birthday. If he's good.

                  We are supposed to get some on our birthdays?!?

                  Don't jinx it for the rest of us by talking about it.

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                    Karl DuFresne on the press and Smith http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/10/if-anything-new-zealand-rugby-should.html

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                    • jeggaJ jegga

                      Karl DuFresne on the press and Smith http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/10/if-anything-new-zealand-rugby-should.html

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                      @jegga starts out alright, got real shit real fast

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                        @jegga starts out alright, got real shit real fast

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                        @mariner4life it's a bit all over the place. The points about Smith are worth reading the rest is a bit meh .

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                        • jeggaJ jegga

                          Karl DuFresne on the press and Smith http://karldufresne.blogspot.co.nz/2016/10/if-anything-new-zealand-rugby-should.html

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                          antipodean
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                          @jegga is that supposed to be Andy's younger brother?

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                            @jegga is that supposed to be Andy's younger brother?

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                            @antipodean his brother was a talk back host which I guess is similar to crawling through 300 yards of shit smelling foulness.

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                              His bio indicates that he identifies as a muso, a subculture which, like rugby players, has a disproportionately high success rate with the ladies. Generally ladies with low self-esteem, teens, or girls wearing too much lace or eye makeup. Musos tend to have a lot of success in my view because they're working while their fans are busy consuming drugs and booze.

                              It's a bit rich a muso criticising the sexual proclivities of plain vanilla rugby players.

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                                His bio indicates that he identifies as a muso, a subculture which, like rugby players, has a disproportionately high success rate with the ladies. Generally ladies with low self-esteem, teens, or girls wearing too much lace or eye makeup. Musos tend to have a lot of success in my view because they're working while their fans are busy consuming drugs and booze.

                                It's a bit rich a muso criticising the sexual proclivities of plain vanilla rugby players.

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                                jegga
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                                @Tregaskis he mostly writes about music , I could stand corrected but I've never read him mention playing in any sort of successful band . He just bought out a book about travelling around America visiting the towns songs are named after ( witchita linesman , Galveston etc) it's fair to say his groupies are few and far between

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                                  Spotted in the mens toilet in New Plymouth airport today. A special installation for All Blacks?

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                                    Catogrande
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                                    Lurid headlines not restricted to NZ rugby players. Two Ulster rugby players (Jackson and Olding) have been named in connection with alleged sex offences. Not charged or anything, just questioned but their names are all over the press.

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                                      At last. The respect and responsibility review is with us. We can all now sleep that little bit safer.

                                      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37919182

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                                        They went into the toilet for a private discussion, nothing sleazy...not sure why she felt should speak out at all, when she is still 'anonymous' This story just needs to go away (yes I realise what I have done)

                                        http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11746172

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                                          1. Oh honey. All you've done with this is given the wasp nest a kick.
                                          2. Your statement includes some pretty fucking ridiculous things. Like this: "While at the airport we wanted to have a private discussion in a private place, and I concede a family bathroom was not the most appropriate place to do this. I will not be elaborating on what happened behind closed doors but can confirm it was not of a sleezy nature."

                                          Really? REALLY?

                                          I hardly think the perverts would have bothered recording, if all you were doing was having a chat. Nor would Aaron feel the need to tearfully apologise to his girlfriend.

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