Bad/Lame Jokes

[MN5]

Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

She’s slowly coming around now

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

She’s slowly coming around now

But she still looks exhausted. There's bags under her eyes.

[Bones]

My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great".

I replied, "No, you're great"

She's been in a great mood ever since.

I should correct her grammar more often.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Departs at 2.30

[canefan]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Departs at 2.30

After all these years, I still have a wee chortle at that one

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[No Quarter]

My mother is 80% Irish. They call her Iris.

[No Quarter]

I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn... remains to be seen.

[MN5]

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

[Bones]

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

[booboo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Any relation to Steve D?

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

Whoever that is

Jeremy's brother

Another pom no one in NZ knows.

You’ve been living there too long.

You should probably save this sort of shit for an English fern equivalent.

Yeah this is a guy selling out the Apollo and classy as fuck, but you do you.