Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Bad architectural fail from the AI. Acropolis means an elevated city. The Acropolis is literally a fortified temple city sitting high up on a hill.

[Bones]

A guy asked me if I wanted to pet his Cocker Spaniel.

Feel kind of weird about it now.

I should have chosen the Spaniel.

[No Quarter]

[MiketheSnow]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

[Catogrande]

@No-Quarter

In a similar vein, where do you measure how heavy a pie is?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

[booboo]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@No-Quarter

In a similar vein, where do you measure how heavy a pie is?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

I had to sing it

[MiketheSnow]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

[MN5]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

That is outstanding. Already shared it to numerous folk on insta !!!

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

Someone in Aldi called me pretentious.

I was so shocked my monocle almost fell out.

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[taniwharugby]

[MiketheSnow]

@taniwharugby said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Brilliant

[Bones]

My mate rang me last night to tell me he failed his first exam in Aboriginal music.

I said, "Didja redo it?"

[MN5]

Going through a bit of a stressful time.

One of my sons is eating electrical cords. I'm not sure how to punish him.

I guess I'll have to ground him until he conducts himself properly.

[Bones]

Just purchased an original Van Gogh coffee table.

I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.

[Victor Meldrew]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

A carrot.

[Catogrande]

@Victor-Meldrew

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.