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  • nostrildamusN Online
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    @nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:

    True. And you do get a better class of ignorance on the Fern

    new tagline!

    Given the context, it's hard to judge the quality of that one!

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  • nostrildamusN Online
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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Is that you, Sevu?

    Not sure about that, but "I do have quite a large ignorance" is clearly not as successful a pickup line as some might think it is...

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    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Is that you, Sevu?

    Not sure about that, but "I do have quite a large ignorance" is clearly not as successful a pickup line as some might think it is...

    pics or it didn't happen

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  • nostrildamusN Online
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    @nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:

    pics or it didn't happen

    AI says No. It doesn't have a Large Lothario Model.

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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Went to the movies on Friday and this couple behind me just kept chatting all the way so I told them politely to shut the hell up, they stopped for a bit and then started again and some of the people more politely than me asked them to shut up, they stopped for a bit, started again, and then eventually one of the other people went and got a staff member to talk to them.

    This wasn't a young couple, it was the Bruce Springsteen movie on in the middle of the day, I was the youngest person there, these were people in their 60s or 70s. The only way they shut up was due to a teenage cinema worker threatening to kick them out. Entitled pieces of shit. I wish they'd just resorted to doom-scrolling.

    I think they did you a favour. That movie looks shit. I can’t believe a guy who looks nothing like Kerry Von Erich starred as Kerry Von Erich then starred as Bruce Springsteen despite looking nothing like Bruce Springsteen. His agent must be amazing.

    How interesting can a movie about him actually be ?

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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Went to the movies on Friday and this couple behind me just kept chatting all the way so I told them politely to shut the hell up, they stopped for a bit and then started again and some of the people more politely than me asked them to shut up, they stopped for a bit, started again, and then eventually one of the other people went and got a staff member to talk to them.

    This wasn't a young couple, it was the Bruce Springsteen movie on in the middle of the day, I was the youngest person there, these were people in their 60s or 70s. The only way they shut up was due to a teenage cinema worker threatening to kick them out. Entitled pieces of shit. I wish they'd just resorted to doom-scrolling.

    I think they did you a favour. That movie looks shit. I can’t believe a guy who looks nothing like Kerry Von Erich starred as Kerry Von Erich then starred as Bruce Springsteen despite looking nothing like Bruce Springsteen. His agent must be amazing.

    How interesting can a movie about him actually be ?

    They didn't, I liked it.

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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Went to the movies on Friday and this couple behind me just kept chatting all the way so I told them politely to shut the hell up, they stopped for a bit and then started again and some of the people more politely than me asked them to shut up, they stopped for a bit, started again, and then eventually one of the other people went and got a staff member to talk to them.

    This wasn't a young couple, it was the Bruce Springsteen movie on in the middle of the day, I was the youngest person there, these were people in their 60s or 70s. The only way they shut up was due to a teenage cinema worker threatening to kick them out. Entitled pieces of shit. I wish they'd just resorted to doom-scrolling.

    I think they did you a favour. That movie looks shit. I can’t believe a guy who looks nothing like Kerry Von Erich starred as Kerry Von Erich then starred as Bruce Springsteen despite looking nothing like Bruce Springsteen. His agent must be amazing.

    How interesting can a movie about him actually be ?

    They didn't, I liked it.

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.
    Josh Weller

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.
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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Went to the movies on Friday and this couple behind me just kept chatting all the way so I told them politely to shut the hell up, they stopped for a bit and then started again and some of the people more politely than me asked them to shut up, they stopped for a bit, started again, and then eventually one of the other people went and got a staff member to talk to them.

    This wasn't a young couple, it was the Bruce Springsteen movie on in the middle of the day, I was the youngest person there, these were people in their 60s or 70s. The only way they shut up was due to a teenage cinema worker threatening to kick them out. Entitled pieces of shit. I wish they'd just resorted to doom-scrolling.

    I think they did you a favour. That movie looks shit. I can’t believe a guy who looks nothing like Kerry Von Erich starred as Kerry Von Erich then starred as Bruce Springsteen despite looking nothing like Bruce Springsteen. His agent must be amazing.

    How interesting can a movie about him actually be ?

    They didn't, I liked it.

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.
    Josh Weller

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.

    I'm not going to watch a tik tok to see an example of you music snobbery. 😉

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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Went to the movies on Friday and this couple behind me just kept chatting all the way so I told them politely to shut the hell up, they stopped for a bit and then started again and some of the people more politely than me asked them to shut up, they stopped for a bit, started again, and then eventually one of the other people went and got a staff member to talk to them.

    This wasn't a young couple, it was the Bruce Springsteen movie on in the middle of the day, I was the youngest person there, these were people in their 60s or 70s. The only way they shut up was due to a teenage cinema worker threatening to kick them out. Entitled pieces of shit. I wish they'd just resorted to doom-scrolling.

    I think they did you a favour. That movie looks shit. I can’t believe a guy who looks nothing like Kerry Von Erich starred as Kerry Von Erich then starred as Bruce Springsteen despite looking nothing like Bruce Springsteen. His agent must be amazing.

    How interesting can a movie about him actually be ?

    They didn't, I liked it.

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.
    Josh Weller

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.

    how to write a #brucespringsteen song.

    I'm not going to watch a tik tok to see an example of you music snobbery. 😉

    But it’s true and accurate. Go on !!!!

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    "There's some left-over cold sausages in the fridge"

    "Great" (I really like cold sausages)

    Uncover the foil-wrapped dish

    They are vegan sausages

    Just fuck off

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