Bad/Lame Jokes
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
Way better if you say tomatoes in Spanish.
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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@taniwharugby said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?I thought they'd just go with the floe.
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@Kruse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Fuck. I never thought I'd post in this channel, but just heard something ...
You guys ever heard of the new corduroy pillows?
Apparently they're making headlines.Hate myself.
Don't worry about the expense of those pillows. They can be recycled into wind instruments.
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I hate elevator music
It's bad on so many levels
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@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
And the fifth koi was so scared he carp-itulated.
You clearly can't count to D.
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