Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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The content of the article is tragic, but its the headline that is rotarded! Seriously?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/news/article.cfm?c_id=7&objectid=11746110
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@JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
We went to Florence last year and at a trattoria there was a couple of young Yank blokes sitting over from us. They ordered from a menu they obviously couldn't understand by pointing and making American noises and in a little while had plates of tripe in front of them. I don't think either of them even put tried it. I don't blame them. Disgusting, like a rancid dish sponge.
I worked in Italy for a while a few years ago. Went to the work cafeteria one day and they had a vat of what looked to me like some sort of octopus casserole - at a casual glance it looked delicious.
But it was fucking tripe and it was disgusting.
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The Poles love them some tripe. Flaczki is a tripe soup, and if you can get over what you're eating (it's fat noodles, it's fat noodles) it's actually pretty good.
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My one - "Trippa alla Romana" - I thought I was about to eat octopus tentacles until I bit into one - so it was a fair test. Only then did I recognize the foul taste from my early childhood - not sure what my parents were thinking because everyone hated tripe including them - grocery budget blown those weeks, I guess.
Anyway, it was dry retch material, so I'm likely to pass in future. Tony Astle can lure me in by using the same recipe with a bit of stewing steak as a substitute.
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so....although if she is a Vegan, um....never mind
The personal trainer says that she is quite prepared to drink the semen neat but adds extra ingredients if her mate has enjoyed a couple of pints.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11745740
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
so....although if she is a Vegan, um....never mind
The personal trainer says that she is quite prepared to drink the semen neat but adds extra ingredients if her mate has enjoyed a couple of pints.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11745740
She should save the cup and drink it on tap
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Christ, nothing surprises me anymore. People are just fucking weird in general.
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Jesus.
Women apparently also pay a fortune for sheep placenta face masks. This is only because they haven't yet discovered the true healing properties of smearing fresh sheep shit on their faces.
It really works - after four applications of 30 minutes your skin is feeling soft as a babies' bottom. And the slightly unpleasant smell? That's how you know it's working.
Dr. Chris B. personally recommends it. He will send you a 250 gram sample pack for just $99.99.
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@dogmeat My cousins' kids are wastefully digging sheep shit from under their shearing shed and selling it for a couple of bucks a sack.
If people can be convinced to pay to drink sperm and put afterbirth on their faces then the sky is the limit for the marketeers.
The more disgusting the treatment the better as far as I can see.
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too late fullas, placenta cream is a thing, and the Chinese buy it by the box. If your souvenir gift shop isn't stocking it, you're missing out on a huge number of sales.
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@mariner4life Yeah I get that - my value proposition is a protein mask to restore collagen based on a mug full of swimmers
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