Black Caps v Pakistan

[Donsteppa]

[mariner4life]

it seems we all forgot to pile in to Latham for being out of form and a risk. Our collective bad.

Don't know how the fuck this Raval got in the team. Does he even have a lip slug?

[Rapido]

Good bounce, but gee that was a poor shot for the conditions from Kane. Like going back in time about 4 years.

[hydro11]

I think we bowled too well.

[Chris B.]

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

i hate you both. So very very much

That really is a solid lip slug CdG is sporting.

Seedy G?

[MN5]

First the Irish win then Trump gets elected and the icing on the cake is a porn mo wearing military medium pacer with ordinary first class figures goes and gets a 6 fer on debut.

What a time to be alive.....WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always knew he'd be a superstar.

[taniwharugby]

@MN5 still a chance for a battler like you then aye bro!

[MN5]

@taniwharugby said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@MN5 still a chance for a battler like you then aye bro!

Don't be ridiculous, there's no place in the modern game for a specialist big hitting tail end batsman.

[mariner4life]

ffffuuuuuuck!! useless fucking fluffybunnies! Our 3 best bats gone for fuck all. Now we are down to the nobodies and the newbies.

133 is looking pretty fucking good now

[mariner4life]

ahem, boys, singles are really good aye. dots and 4s is normally for us a risky way to live

[MN5]

Well a lot of excellent batsmen have gone for fuck all today.

Even worse CDGH got them out. How embarassing.

[Donsteppa]

My pre-match comments about Nicholls have helped steady the ship a bit...

[Virgil]

Debut boys having a pretty good day

[mariner4life]

@Virgil said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

Debut boys having a pretty good day

follow the fucking script!!!!

[mariner4life]

our day on the back of a couple of of average players scrounged up from club cricket.

[No Quarter]

Phew, made it through despite @Virgil's best efforts. That's a great recovery from the youngsters. Very well played Raval.

Interview with CDGH is pretty cringe worthy, he's a man of few words that's for sure. Biggest nose since Rutherford and an epic mo, I sense cult hero status before long. He bowled some beauties for most of his wickets too.

[canefan]

I've never seen CDG before. He looks like a Paddles impersonator during his interview!

[African Monkey]

Great to see Colin succeed. Always loved watching him play for Auckland even though I thought his international days were well behind him.

[Virgil]

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Virgil said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

Debut boys having a pretty good day

follow the fucking script!!!!

See it was all fine, debut 100 coming up around lunchtime tomorrow.

[canefan]

Don't rule the pakis out. I remember us being in total control of a test in Hamilton some years back until they ripped us apart for 4/5 of sweet fark all when we had to get about 150 to win