Bogans with kids
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Three names that I have come across in the last few years that make the child in me giggle are Anil Baldeep and the surnames Khunt and Weedick.
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@MajorRage Sum Ting Wong was an aircraft engineer. Always showed up when a flight was delayed.
Fanny Pong doesn't need explanation (not heard that one). Yes, too many to name.
Chewbacca Hung. Superb, although it does make him (assuming a him?) sound like a big hairy dick (that moans a lot).
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@MajorRage said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy He worked in the IT department at a bank I used to work at. Also in that department, and I swear I'm not making this up, were Hercules, Baron & Sith.
In amongst a thousand Kennys & Kelvins, of course.
Who on earth would call themselves Baron?
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@Bones O.K, that should be "with a pilot" but why is it showing off?
It wouldn't be quite the same as Jack Sparrow without the "Captain" - hence the pilot addition. I could change it to make him a sailor if you like? (but it wouldn't be true, although that won't matter on TSF).
So just for you - he was a ship's pilot and guided ships into port.
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@Bones O.K. he was a pirate (not a pilot) it was all of the time he spent in Asia that meant that he had a Chinese accent that led to a misunderstanding of his occupation, and he stole ships not guided them into port. Oh, and he was drunk.
Another couple of posts and I will have met the actual character out of a movie rather than someone that I knew. This bloke is far more interesting than reality.
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When I was a Corp account manager for telecom we dealt with Ray White as a client. There were a lot of Chinese agents who, stereotypically, whinged about every cent they had to part with but one bloke had a first name of 'Yu' so whenever I rang him he answered 'You're with Yu'.
Pretty amusing. Unsurprisingly he was a successful agent.
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Having watched my wife have 2 kids, I do find these "I didn't know I was pregnant' almost impossible to believe.
Tough start to life for Hannah-Marie Crofts-Wilson. Absolute fluffybunny of a name she has there too. Gonna be royally fucked trying to fill out immigration cards for her annual piss trip to Bali.
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@MajorRage said in Bogans with kids:
Having watched my wife have 2 kids, I do find these "I didn't know I was pregnant' almost impossible to believe.
Tough start to life for Hannah-Marie Crofts-Wilson. Absolute fluffybunny of a name she has there too. Gonna be royally fucked trying to fill out immigration cards for her annual piss trip to Bali.
I agree, even a little 6 pounder you gotta winder how stupid some people must be to not realise.
Both ours were big babies
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@MajorRage said in Bogans with kids:
Having watched my wife have 2 kids, I do find these "I didn't know I was pregnant' almost impossible to believe.
Knowing someone well who genuinely didn't know they were pregnant, I was as surprised as you when it happened.
Slim lady, 7-8 months prego, not showing (I last saw her the week before she popped). Went to hospital with abdominal pain, and you can guess the rest
She's a sane, normal, intelligent person, finished her degree, married the father (already a long term relationship) and it's all worked out well. Kid happy and healthy, with an interesting backstory
It does happen. I've known the person for 20+ years, and believe her when she says she didn't know she was pregnant. Feel sorry for dad though - wound up being called to the hospital as his girlfriend was admitted, and then directed to the maternity ward.
People are skeptical, but from a data point of '1', it does happen to normal people.
