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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.
Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.
First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?
Someone's got a crush...
It's paying $1.01 that the hero in Mokey's next sexy novel will be named Max.
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@Smudge It's paying $1.00 that the name Max appears in Mokeys diary every day..
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@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Colour me shocked.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative
As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?
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Somewhere in the US is an old bloke telling stories down at the bar of how he travelled the world when younger and how he scored chicks at the drop of a hat when he pretended to be a musician. Funny thing was he just used the name of then unknown dude he had seen in Philly...guess who that turned out to be guys!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
It's also paying $1.01 that there will be characters called @Virgil and @Smudge who will be lovers and will end up being killed in some unspeakable way....
WORD. (Also, those doomed gay lovers will have matching pink bandanas)
And $1.01 is far too generous.
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@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Colour me shocked.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative
As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?
Pretty lame and predictable joke that ive seen on stuff.co.nz heaps of times Smudge but you completely redeemed yourself with a cryptic reference to one of the great man's lesser known but still awesome songs.
That's some great ferning
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11798034
I don't think the lass would have been turned down for a job at Hooters
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Top parents here...
Five-year-old left in a courtesy car her father dropped off on Tuesday night, police believe.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/89419765/Missing-five-year-old-girl-Glory-Inoke-found-in-a-Hamilton-car-yard?cid=app-iPhone -
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11798034
I don't think the lass would have been turned down for a job at Hooters
Posh steakhouse? Wah?
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Colour me shocked.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative
As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?
Pretty lame and predictable joke that ive seen on stuff.co.nz heaps of times Smudge but you completely redeemed yourself with a cryptic reference to one of the great man's lesser known but still awesome songs.
That's some great ferning
If I've achieved nothing else this week (and there's every chance that's a possibility), I have gained your approval.
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wonder if it may have more been the case of the green eyed monster?
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@No-Quarter geez, he would have been shitting bricks as he tried to get through customs!
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@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@No-Quarter geez, he would have been shitting bricks as he tried to get through customs!
Imploying the squeaky bum technique to avoid shitting any bricks I'd say!
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Top parents here...
Five-year-old left in a courtesy car her father dropped off on Tuesday night, police believe.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/89419765/Missing-five-year-old-girl-Glory-Inoke-found-in-a-Hamilton-car-yard?cid=app-iPhoneI have some personal shame to admit to here. The family Cato were off for a Sunday lunch at a country pub with a friend. When we got there the parking was horrendous and it was raining. I said to Mrs Cato, I'll drop you all off at the pub, find a parking space and then return. "OK" says Mrs C. I eventually find a space about half a mile away up a steep hill. I park the car and walk off briskly anticipating a nice pint. When I get there, Mrs Cato asks "Where is daughter No2"? Yes, she'd left her asleep in the car without mentioning it too me. So I troop back up the hill, collect the still sleeping daughter and troop back down again. Of course once we had finished at the pub it was me that had to go back up the bloody hill to pick up the car.
I'm not sure who was most at fault but of course I am the one that gets it in the neck in regard to this incident.
