Black Caps v South Africa

[Gunner]

Fuck.
Munro misses a half volley first ball and is bowled.
Fuck.
Fuck.

Where the fuck is Martin Guptil when you need him?
Ross Taylor anyone?

[Bovidae]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v South Africa:

Munro the dirty slogger continues.......

I knew he'd go first ball.

[Donsteppa]

.... imagine if we had a proper batsman available with experience in the top order. I suppose there's no chance of that happening though...

[Virgil]

Colin fucking Munroe

[Gunner]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v South Africa:

.... imagine if we had a proper batsman available with experience in the top order. I suppose there's no chance of that happening though...

I don't think we have any of those around....
scratches head......

Nup, cant think of anyone.

[Donsteppa]

@Gunner said in Black Caps v South Africa:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v South Africa:

.... imagine if we had a proper batsman available with experience in the top order. I suppose there's no chance of that happening though...

I don't think we have any of those around....
scratches head......

Nup, cant think of anyone.

Hesson might know of a 17 year old who just hit his first 50 in a T20 college game though.

[KiwiMurph]

Gee im glad Munro got picked over Taylor...

[Gunner]

Finally a shot with some fucking attitude.

Still, hardly rollicking along at 19/2 off 4....

[Gunner]

I already hate this Morris fluffybunny, fuck him and his accurate disciplined bowling.

Someone fucking smack him already.

Please.

[Crucial]

@Gunner said in Black Caps v South Africa:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v South Africa:

.... imagine if we had a proper batsman available with experience in the top order. I suppose there's no chance of that happening though...

I don't think we have any of those around....
scratches head......

Nup, cant think of anyone.

[Chris B.]

I don't really mind this selection experiment.

They've basically picked Kane to anchor the innings and then a bunch of hitters around him.

Philips, Munro, Bruce, Anderson, Ronchi, De Grandhomme - even the guys who follow - Boult and Southee.

Most of the time a couple of those are going to come off and do some damage.

It might be going a bit over the top with muscle, but I'm interested to see what happens.

[Mokey]

Kane gone.

Everybody get rain dancing.

[Mokey]

Bloody hell, the NZ bowling. Boult absolutely top class, with a staggering 2-8, economy rate 2. The other bowlers clocked up economy rates of 12.25 (Wheeler) 11.75 (Southee) 10.0 (Santner) 7.33 (CDG) and 11.0 (Munro).

[Damo]

@Mokey nope. We lose if it rains now.

[Mokey]

@Damo We are going to lose anyway.

How the fuck Anderson is asking such a high IPL price, I'm sure I don't know.

[Donsteppa]

Luke Ronchi. Why?

[Gunner]

Men against boys.
What a fucking joke

[westcoastie]

@Donsteppa Luke FUCKING ROCHI can fuck the fuck off! why the fuck do we persist with that mother-effing muppet
best keeper in NZ this format my arse.

[Chris B.]

Yeah - we're getting smashed.

Our bowlers excluding Boult were a bit shit.

Tahir doesn't quite get a double wicket maiden, but he might as well have. Two of those are going to sink you most of the time.

[Mokey]

Here's hoping Santner and Southee can hang around for longer than five mins to least make the losing margin not so horrific.