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  • gollumG gollum

    @nzzp said in Aussie Cricket:

    @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:
    Yeah sure he slows down in the 90s.

    That has to be a sick hit piece.

    I'm no fan of Davey as a person, but his qualities as a batter cannot be underestimated. He is amazing. Annoying, and amazing.

    He's the batsman most Kiwis think McCullum was...

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    @gollum said in Aussie Cricket:

    @nzzp said in Aussie Cricket:

    @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:
    Yeah sure he slows down in the 90s.

    That has to be a sick hit piece.

    I'm no fan of Davey as a person, but his qualities as a batter cannot be underestimated. He is amazing. Annoying, and amazing.

    He's the batsman most Kiwis think McCullum was...

    You claim to know what most kiwis think?

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    • SiamS Siam

      @gollum said in Aussie Cricket:

      @nzzp said in Aussie Cricket:

      @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:
      Yeah sure he slows down in the 90s.

      That has to be a sick hit piece.

      I'm no fan of Davey as a person, but his qualities as a batter cannot be underestimated. He is amazing. Annoying, and amazing.

      He's the batsman most Kiwis think McCullum was...

      You claim to know what most kiwis think?

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      @Siam said in Aussie Cricket:

      You claim to know what most kiwis think?

      "Where's the nearest KFC?"
      "This year will be the year the BCs really deliver"
      "Ok, I'm just killing time till the start of the rugby championship, I'm not even that into cricket"
      "when is the team announced?"

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      • gollumG gollum

        @nzzp said in Aussie Cricket:

        @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:
        Yeah sure he slows down in the 90s.

        That has to be a sick hit piece.

        I'm no fan of Davey as a person, but his qualities as a batter cannot be underestimated. He is amazing. Annoying, and amazing.

        He's the batsman most Kiwis think McCullum was...

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        @gollum said in Aussie Cricket:

        @nzzp said in Aussie Cricket:

        @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:
        Yeah sure he slows down in the 90s.

        That has to be a sick hit piece.

        I'm no fan of Davey as a person, but his qualities as a batter cannot be underestimated. He is amazing. Annoying, and amazing.

        He's the batsman most Kiwis think McCullum was...

        Nail. Head.

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          As much as I'd love to froth at the mouth over dropping Khawaja for Marsh, it might make sense.

          If Usman can't play on Indian decks, and everyone knows it, and he's batting like shit at training, why put him out there? Yeah he's great on harder tracks, but cricket in India is a different game.

          Meanwhile Marsh goes out and bags a hundred against India A overnight.

          I'd think this was a bit much if they dropped Khawaja for a match at the SCG, or Headingley or something. But this is India, and I think a totally different approach may well be justified.

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          • barbarianB barbarian

            As much as I'd love to froth at the mouth over dropping Khawaja for Marsh, it might make sense.

            If Usman can't play on Indian decks, and everyone knows it, and he's batting like shit at training, why put him out there? Yeah he's great on harder tracks, but cricket in India is a different game.

            Meanwhile Marsh goes out and bags a hundred against India A overnight.

            I'd think this was a bit much if they dropped Khawaja for a match at the SCG, or Headingley or something. But this is India, and I think a totally different approach may well be justified.

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            @barbarian said in Aussie Cricket:

            Meanwhile Marsh goes out and bags a hundred against India A overnight.

            Let's hope it continues, and that he wasn't facing Crapluchistan's U16 3rd XI

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            • NTAN NTA

              @barbarian said in Aussie Cricket:

              Meanwhile Marsh goes out and bags a hundred against India A overnight.

              Let's hope it continues, and that he wasn't facing Crapluchistan's U16 3rd XI

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              @NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

              @barbarian said in Aussie Cricket:

              Meanwhile Marsh goes out and bags a hundred against India A overnight.

              Let's hope it continues, and that he wasn't facing Crapluchistan's U16 3rd XI

              THEY'RE OLDER THAN 16

              um

              I mean, yeah.

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                I've read these stories before, but Brett Geeve's account of his one and only IPL season is pretty funny.

                how to not get invited back for a 2nd IPL season

                Also Australia's T20 side has predictably lost their series, losing game two last night on the last ball (after having Sri Lanka 5-40). There's a dead rubber on Wednesday in Adelaide

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                  I saw the score when Sri Lanka were 6-down for fuck all, and thought we might actually win. Then some new Sri Lankan bloke stepped up and smacked fuck out of it. Well done them.

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                  • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                    I've read these stories before, but Brett Geeve's account of his one and only IPL season is pretty funny.

                    how to not get invited back for a 2nd IPL season

                    Also Australia's T20 side has predictably lost their series, losing game two last night on the last ball (after having Sri Lanka 5-40). There's a dead rubber on Wednesday in Adelaide

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                    @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

                    I've read these stories before, but Brett Geeve's account of his one and only IPL season is pretty funny.

                    how to not get invited back for a 2nd IPL season

                    That's a ripper. I'm surprised he just didn't beam him in the nets!

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                      Bizarre week in Australian cricket and a bit of a face palm for the administrators as they throttle the golden goose

                      Listening to radio news on the hour and 2 stories about the Australian cricket team...huh? - trouble was, for the first time ever I guess, there are 2 Australian Cricket teams...both underwhelming against Asian teams again

                      Thank christ for the Sri Lankan fans otherwise the crickets would have been chirping at the cricket. Weird b grade fixture all round (except for the plucky performances from the Lankans)

                      Once upon a time the Indians were being roasted by Australians for being a team that didn't respect world cricket, devalued the game, played by their own rules and only ever did well at home...hmmm

                      Aussie cricket scene is still very very good and quite robust but they've gone a long way away from what made them the greatest team in cricket and this constant tampering and short term thinking has me wondering what they're trying to achieve, or indeed if they're overthinking the whole thing.

                      A win in India will change all that but it wasn't too long ago that SA hammered the Ausiies at home and the dis-interested paki series barely papered over the cracks. Ashes build up will also be of such a fervour that no one will notice the thickly applied make up adorning arguably the greatest cricket nation ever

                      Contrast to what Kohli et al has brought to Indian cricket and they're starting to resemble the successful Aussie model, i.e. stick with the same players, play aggressive and positive cricket, let the captain be the focus, (don't rest him for a series for fucks sake!) do the same things over and over until you get it right, limit the back room staff, resist the need for fact finding missions pre tour and just practice and play the bloody game.

                      Interesting times

                      oh and if you're looking at Pat Howard's CV and thinking about how impressive his KPI's look on paper, don't bother. The whole thing has looked admin heavy, corporate driven and superficial ever since the bloke became the bright new thing.

                      ps yeah, i like occasionally seeing the Aussie cricket team fall over their own bluster, I won't deny it, like most non dominant fans (All Blacks, Man Utd, Patriots, etc) enjoy the same thing but I also admire the way they useditalicised text** to get the job done - it's just that, like Cadbury's they seem to have got the recipe wrong lately.

                      They're ignoring what made them so formidable

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                        Yeah - Aussies seem to be being a bit too cute with their selections. They've lost three series this season fielding teams with rested players (to SA, NZ and now SL).

                        India - I presume under this new model where they own cricket (with Oz and England minor partners) they don't actually have to travel any more? Sit at home and wait for everyone to come play in their subcontinent conditions and go home with their arses in their hats. How many home se3ries have they played in a row now?

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                          Yeah - Aussies seem to be being a bit too cute with their selections. They've lost three series this season fielding teams with rested players (to SA, NZ and now SL).

                          India - I presume under this new model where they own cricket (with Oz and England minor partners) they don't actually have to travel any more? Sit at home and wait for everyone to come play in their subcontinent conditions and go home with their arses in their hats. How many home se3ries have they played in a row now?

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                          @Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:

                          Yeah - Aussies seem to be being a bit too cute with their selections. They've lost three series this season fielding teams with rested players (to SA, NZ and now SL).

                          India - I presume under this new model where they own cricket (with Oz and England minor partners) they don't actually have to travel any more? Sit at home and wait for everyone to come play in their subcontinent conditions and go home with their arses in their hats. How many home se3ries have they played in a row now?

                          About 30 at last count..

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                            dudes we did this just last week on the other thread.

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                              First test starts in India today.

                              The pitch is a little, well, home town. It's dry as fuck, and already cracked.

                              And reports are the Aussies are a bit lost at the selection table. There is a chance they will leave out Josh Hazlewood, which could the dumbest thing i have ever heard. Instead they are going to pick a bunch of substandard spinners, in the hope that the Indian batsmen, i don't know, laugh themselves out?

                              3 day test in the offering here.

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                                Optimist.

                                It'll be less than three days.

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                                • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                                  dudes we did this just last week on the other thread.

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                                  Virgil
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                                  @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

                                  dudes we did this just last week on the other thread.

                                  From cricinfo, you may have already read this article..

                                  Consider some more facts. India have not lost a Test - any Test, anywhere - since August 2015. That is a stretch of 19 consecutive Tests they have either been won or drawn. Admittedly, since they were last defeated, by Sri Lanka in Galle, they have played only one away series, against West Indies last year.

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                                    Aus win the toss and bat (fuck batting last). Resisted the temptation, and have picked their two great seamers; plus Lyon and O'Keefe. Oh, and Mitch Marsh (that just gave @NTA a rage hard-on)

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                                    • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                                      Aus win the toss and bat (fuck batting last). Resisted the temptation, and have picked their two great seamers; plus Lyon and O'Keefe. Oh, and Mitch Marsh (that just gave @NTA a rage hard-on)

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                                      @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

                                      (that just gave @NTA a rage hard-on)

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                                      • NTAN NTA

                                        @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

                                        (that just gave @NTA a rage hard-on)

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                                        @NTA if that panda had a bigger head, it would be your doppleganger

                                        that's not fair. It needs bigger ears too

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                                          And I'm a fuckload whiter.

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