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@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 good god thats horrible.
But you said Jewel is too fat ?
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very quickly does 90-100 steps
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@mariner4life that guy banged out over a thousand, I was wondering if it was Terry Crews in the middle of his porn addiction? It would certainly explain his arms.
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
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@jegga maybe it wasn't the first for the day?
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@mariner4life are you thinking someone more athletic maybe Nick Willis?
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey now you've done it!!
I'm sure I don't know what you mean...
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
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and leave the fitbit on
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey Mokey there's a couple of ads on another thread I'd love to hear your thoughts on.
Or watch with you.
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
Or be in one...
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
Or be in one...
You can act and direct surely?
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Lol. My acting days are done.
Wait what ?!?
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One might consider applying the paper bag over Jewel's head, but calling her fat is absolutely fucking ridiculous. But just for the benefit of that particular poster, here is a picture of his dream lady:
Garrrr, fook it. how do you post images again?
