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NZ v SA Test Series

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  • Chris B.C Offline
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    Chris B.
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    #322

    Come on Jeetan.

    We've given you one frigging job to do today - get on and do it!

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    • MajorPomM Away
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      MajorPom
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      #323

      SA in some ways remind me of us. I see us at 100/6, I give up hope. Then I login a few hours later and see somehow or other we made 300 odd.

      You get SA at 100/6, I feel ok ... but then there is still a decent chance of them making 300.

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      • MN5M Offline
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        MN5
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        #324

        Fucken cracker day in the capital. PERFECT conditions for cricket....or in my case to sit in the pub and watch on TV.

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        • gollumG gollum

          Great from Nichols, shows the bonus of picking a good young guy who can tweak his technique & grow into being a test player. Anbd has the time to be in that team for 8 more years.

          As opposed to picking mid thirties guys.

          Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

          DonsteppaD Offline
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          Donsteppa
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          #325

          @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

          Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

          Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

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          • Chris B.C Offline
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            Chris B.
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            #326

            Jeetan takes 0 for 50 off 10 overs. Wagner's been equally expensive with 1 for 75 off 17.

            Jaapies with a chance to press on for a decisive advantage - though while I'm typing Wagner takes offense at being likened to Jeets and gets Bavuma.

            So we also have a chance to wrap them up conceding only a modest advantage and require them to bat last on a pitch that might offer a small amount of assistance to the fiery and terrifying Jeetan!

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            • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

              @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

              Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

              Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

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              #327

              @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

              @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

              Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

              Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

              Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

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              • canefanC Offline
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                wrote on last edited by
                #328

                Jappies 9 down and 50 odd ahead. How many overs until stumps? We don't want to bat an uncomfortable last 20 minutes or something, best for our bowlers to tank the last few overs

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                • canefanC canefan

                  Jappies 9 down and 50 odd ahead. How many overs until stumps? We don't want to bat an uncomfortable last 20 minutes or something, best for our bowlers to tank the last few overs

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                  MN5
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                  @canefan said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                  Jappies 9 down and 50 odd ahead. How many overs until stumps? We don't want to bat an uncomfortable last 20 minutes or something, best for our bowlers to tank the last few overs

                  ....and let them get more vital runs?

                  Either that or open with Jeets squared....the useless prick bowler ( the other jeets is ok ) needs to pull finger somehow. Maybe nightwatchman could be the answer.

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                  • canefanC Offline
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                    #330

                    If we're less than 15 minutes from stumps knock the bastards over now

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                    • MN5M MN5

                      @canefan said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                      Jappies 9 down and 50 odd ahead. How many overs until stumps? We don't want to bat an uncomfortable last 20 minutes or something, best for our bowlers to tank the last few overs

                      ....and let them get more vital runs?

                      Either that or open with Jeets squared....the useless prick bowler ( the other jeets is ok ) needs to pull finger somehow. Maybe nightwatchman could be the answer.

                      canefanC Offline
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                      canefan
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #331

                      @MN5 said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                      @canefan said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                      Jappies 9 down and 50 odd ahead. How many overs until stumps? We don't want to bat an uncomfortable last 20 minutes or something, best for our bowlers to tank the last few overs

                      ....and let them get more vital runs?

                      Either that or open with Jeets squared....the useless prick bowler ( the other jeets is ok ) needs to pull finger somehow. Maybe nightwatchman could be the answer.

                      Just coz I said don't get him out didn't mean bowl them meat pies and let them run the score up!

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                      • CyclopsC Offline
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                        Cyclops
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                        #332

                        This is Gillespie and McGrath embarrassing.

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                        • MN5M MN5

                          @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                          @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                          Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

                          Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

                          Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

                          DonsteppaD Offline
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                          Donsteppa
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #333

                          @MN5 said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                          @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                          @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                          Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

                          Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

                          Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

                          I was thinking of a longer term campaigner based on stats in the World Beating English County Cricket comp πŸ˜‰

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                          • CyclopsC Cyclops

                            This is Gillespie and McGrath embarrassing.

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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #334

                            @Cyclops said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                            This is Gillespie and McGrath embarrassing.

                            Very few real 'bunnies' in international cricket nowadays. I think 'inconvenient' is a better word.

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                            • mariner4lifeM Offline
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                              mariner4life
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                              #335

                              Fuck us. Rolled by Duminy and now carted by their tail. Jesus boys, such a Black Caps move.

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                              • MN5M MN5

                                @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

                                Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

                                Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

                                gollumG Offline
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                                gollum
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #336

                                @MN5 said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

                                Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

                                Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

                                If you guys are expecting any NZ spinner to look like a legend day 2, in NZ, on NZ tracks you maybe haven't watched much NZ cricket... or you are thinking back to the golden age of Vetorri or Bracewell taking 5'fors on day 1 or 2 in NZ. That happened right?

                                I'm more worried that our "premier" quicks can't knock over a tail on a NZ day 2 pitch

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                                • mariner4lifeM Offline
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                                  mariner4life
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #337

                                  white Knight rides in

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                                  • gollumG gollum

                                    @MN5 said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                    @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                    @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                    Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

                                    Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

                                    Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

                                    If you guys are expecting any NZ spinner to look like a legend day 2, in NZ, on NZ tracks you maybe haven't watched much NZ cricket... or you are thinking back to the golden age of Vetorri or Bracewell taking 5'fors on day 1 or 2 in NZ. That happened right?

                                    I'm more worried that our "premier" quicks can't knock over a tail on a NZ day 2 pitch

                                    DonsteppaD Offline
                                    DonsteppaD Offline
                                    Donsteppa
                                    wrote on last edited by Donsteppa
                                    #338

                                    @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                    @MN5 said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                    @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                    @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                    Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

                                    Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

                                    Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

                                    If you guys are expecting any NZ spinner to look like a legend day 2, in NZ, on NZ tracks you maybe haven't watched much NZ cricket... or you are thinking back to the golden age of Vetorri or Bracewell taking 5'fors on day 1 or 2 in NZ. That happened right?

                                    I'm more worried that our "premier" quicks can't knock over a tail on a NZ day 2 pitch

                                    I have few expectations of Patel. Even when he got that long howled for Black Caps recall in... oh... India. Except in county cricket when he'll be a legend.

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                                    • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                                      @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                      @MN5 said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                      @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                      @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                      Odd lack of "what would Guppy do at 5!" this morning...

                                      Odd lack of "Jeetan Patel is the Second Coming of Christ" recently too πŸ™‚

                                      Don't worry. He'll get the last wicket and @Hooroo @Virgil @No-Quarter will want to have his babies, guaranteed.

                                      If you guys are expecting any NZ spinner to look like a legend day 2, in NZ, on NZ tracks you maybe haven't watched much NZ cricket... or you are thinking back to the golden age of Vetorri or Bracewell taking 5'fors on day 1 or 2 in NZ. That happened right?

                                      I'm more worried that our "premier" quicks can't knock over a tail on a NZ day 2 pitch

                                      I have few expectations of Patel. Even when he got that long howled for Black Caps recall in... oh... India. Except in county cricket when he'll be a legend.

                                      gollumG Offline
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                                      gollum
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                                      #339

                                      @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                      I have few expectations of Patel. Even when he got that long howled for Black Caps recall in... oh... India. Except in county cricket when he'll be a legend.

                                      You mean where he had been playing county, flew into India & without any warm up 24 hours later was playing a test & still looked our best spinner?

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                                      • gollumG gollum

                                        @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                        I have few expectations of Patel. Even when he got that long howled for Black Caps recall in... oh... India. Except in county cricket when he'll be a legend.

                                        You mean where he had been playing county, flew into India & without any warm up 24 hours later was playing a test & still looked our best spinner?

                                        DonsteppaD Offline
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                                        Donsteppa
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #340

                                        @gollum said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                        @Donsteppa said in NZ v SA Test Series:

                                        I have few expectations of Patel. Even when he got that long howled for Black Caps recall in... oh... India. Except in county cricket when he'll be a legend.

                                        You mean where he had been playing county, flew into India & without any warm up 24 hours later was playing a test & still looked our best spinner?

                                        2 - 66 and 0 - 50 as the best spinner... damning with faint praise there. Especially when we allegedly missed out on Shane Warne during Patel's years in exile...

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                                        • MN5M Offline
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                                          #341

                                          Patel has taken one Michelle in 23 tests. He's also about 200 years old.

                                          This ridiculous man love is beyond a joke and needs to stop now.

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