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  • F Frye

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11838299

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    @Frye I sincerely doubt the contract is DHP is signed to the ARU rather than as a consequence of his contract with the Force. If the Force ceases to exist, that contract is done.

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      Rebels have come out swinging:

      https://melbournerebels.com/2017/04/14/melbourne-rebels-statement-2/

      Summary: Nah, fuck you, ARU!

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        Rebels have come out swinging:

        https://melbournerebels.com/2017/04/14/melbourne-rebels-statement-2/

        Summary: Nah, fuck you, ARU!

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        @NTA no surprises there

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          Keep them all - I enjoy the regular reports of NZ teams completely rogering the Aussie teams.

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            The tahds won't be selling many season tickets next year based on last nights performance.

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              I played most of First Grade at LHP on Saturday. 26 blokes for two grades. Some of them didn't show up until part way through First Grade. Most of them aren't First Grade quality anyway - or Second Grade for that matter.

              One guy now in hospital with a twin fracture to his scapula. Another with an MCL.

              And in two weeks we get to play against a team featuring a Subbies rep player and Stanley Afeaki

              Fucking yay rugby

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                I played most of First Grade at LHP on Saturday. 26 blokes for two grades. Some of them didn't show up until part way through First Grade. Most of them aren't First Grade quality anyway - or Second Grade for that matter.

                One guy now in hospital with a twin fracture to his scapula. Another with an MCL.

                And in two weeks we get to play against a team featuring a Subbies rep player and Stanley Afeaki

                Fucking yay rugby

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                @NTA you're out there doing it and involved mate, more than some!

                I go watch senior rugby and want to lace up again, but dont have the time to commit (well thats my excuse anyway) so I'll stick to coaching!

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                  I played most of First Grade at LHP on Saturday. 26 blokes for two grades. Some of them didn't show up until part way through First Grade. Most of them aren't First Grade quality anyway - or Second Grade for that matter.

                  One guy now in hospital with a twin fracture to his scapula. Another with an MCL.

                  And in two weeks we get to play against a team featuring a Subbies rep player and Stanley Afeaki

                  Fucking yay rugby

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                  @NTA On ya! Stan's a softy bro, just give him a tickle.

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                    @NTA On ya! Stan's a softy bro, just give him a tickle.

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                    @Bones said in Aussie Rugby in general:

                    @NTA On ya! Stan's a softy bro, just give him a tickle.

                    Yeah but I'm old and unfit and white as fuck.

                    Oatley travelled to Sydney Harlequins (who I'd consider 2nd or 3rd best after them) on the weekend and comfortably beat them 44-3.

                    Two Harlequins players are also in hospital.

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                      Did I forget to mention?

                      First Grade 93-7 loss
                      Second Grade 67-0 loss

                      The 7 points were a penalty try.

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                        Did I forget to mention?

                        First Grade 93-7 loss
                        Second Grade 67-0 loss

                        The 7 points were a penalty try.

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                        @NTA

                        Rugby is the gift that just keeps on giving for you at the moment isn't it Nick.

                        Hang in there mate.

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                          @Rancid-Schnitzel giving me fucking nightmares as President. Raffle this week to help the broken shoulder blade's family cover the bills until his income protection kicks in.

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                            How the fuck do you break a shoulder blade? Sneaky knee to the back? Find the fucker that did it and make him pay up (or at least buy a book of raffle tickets)

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                              Rugby's a young man's game. I lost the eye of the tiger, i.e. reckless disregard for my own safety, many moons ago. You'd have to pay me get out there now. Ironically I'm much fitter now than during my rugby days. But I don't dwell on that....much.

                              But massive respect to anyone over 35 still willing to put their body on the line. You're incredibly tough for a dirty filthy hippy Nick.

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                                How the fuck do you break a shoulder blade? Sneaky knee to the back? Find the fucker that did it and make him pay up (or at least buy a book of raffle tickets)

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                                @Crucial said in Aussie Rugby in general:

                                How the fuck do you break a shoulder blade? Sneaky knee to the back? Find the fucker that did it and make him pay up (or at least buy a book of raffle tickets)

                                Surgeon was both horrified and impressed. Just a tackle where he was hit from behind and the side at the same time. Nothing dirty, just a freak accident

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                                  Note: this guy isn't a shrinking violet either. He's tough islander stock.

                                  Surgeon said he'd never seen that injury in a guy that size

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                                    Rugby's a young man's game. I lost the eye of the tiger, i.e. reckless disregard for my own safety, many moons ago. You'd have to pay me get out there now. Ironically I'm much fitter now than during my rugby days. But I don't dwell on that....much.

                                    But massive respect to anyone over 35 still willing to put their body on the line. You're incredibly tough for a dirty filthy hippy Nick.

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                                    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aussie Rugby in general:

                                    But massive respect to anyone over 35 still willing to put their body on the line. You're incredibly tough for a dirty filthy hippy Nick.

                                    Thanks. I'm also incredibly ineffective at much.

                                    I had a few highlights:

                                    • won a lineout by jumping my fat arse unsupported at 4 a couple of times, and once the throw dropped short and I batted it away
                                    • made three tackles including picking their #8 off at the base of the scrum when I was at flanker for a few minutes. I missed easily that many
                                    • ran the ball a couple of times WITHOUT dropping it (and knocked on once trying to school up a loose pill)
                                    • charged down a conversion.

                                    I realise the last one sounds inconceivable for a fellow of my corpulent stature, but hear me out!

                                    After he set up, it fell off​ the tee. So I ran out and stood in front of him, pulled my mouthguard out and informed the ref I was quite within my rights to do so.

                                    As the kicker tried to pick the ball up for a droppie in what turned into a mild panic, he knocked it on.

                                    😁

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                                      I would have drop kicked it right into your guts nuts and told the ref I had full rights to do so.

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                                        I would have drop kicked it right into your guts nuts and told the ref I had full rights to do so.

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                                        @Crucial yeah but I think he was a bit ashamed at being charged down by the slowest guy on the field. I had my fucking ears taped. Who even does that any more?

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                                          @Crucial yeah but I think he was a bit ashamed at being charged down by the slowest guy on the field. I had my fucking ears taped. Who even does that any more?

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                                          @NTA said in Aussie Rugby in general:

                                          @Crucial yeah but I think he was a bit ashamed at being charged down by the slowest guy on the field. I had my fucking ears taped. Who even does that any more?

                                          Brodie Retallick?

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