Movie review thread...
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Not that i am not a fan, but its hard to understand when you have the TV down a bit so the kids don't wake up. [b]Plus the wife battles, which means she keeps asking me what they just said, and tha is in no way annoying....[/b]<br />
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Look, the movie was alright, i would give it a 6.5, but when its a direct remake of a personal favourite, it's always going to struggle.<br />
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I watch movies alone most of the time - that shit would drive me batty! <br />
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I saw "The Artist" a couple weeks ago. It's a very good film, the two leads are charming, it was fun... but a Best Pic winner?!? Cough, cough. It's a kinda featherweight, equal parts "the-Greta-Garbo-and-John-Gilbert" story mixed with "A Star is Born"-minus the downer ending. Mind you, I saw nearly all the other nominated films, and they weren't much better. Lousy year for movies.
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[quote name='Tim' timestamp='1330216321' post='272109']<br />
Quiet you. Lynch is great and so is Mulholland Drive. I bet you never even liked Twin Peaks! <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /><br />
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Dune cough cough.<br />
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See the Oscar results are in. Good to see Streep finally winning again but is this Artist film even that good? No doubt Mr Oldman and Clooney will be rather pissed of tonight. -
[quote name='Rancid Schnitzel' timestamp='1330333400' post='272390']<br />
is this Artist film even that good?<br />
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Yes, it is very good. But not good enough IMO to get a Best Pic nom, let alone win the thing. It's a charming novelty gimmick, well told, well acted, and should make you smile. There's just not very much heft or depth to it. -
[quote name='red terror' timestamp='1330333620' post='272392']<br />
Yes, it is very good. But not good enough IMO to get a Best Pic nom, let alone win the thing. It's a charming novelty gimmick, well told, well acted, and should make you smile. [b]There's just not very much heft or depth to it.[/b]<br />
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Here's a question, why does there have to be depth and heft - why can't a light movie be the best?<br />
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[quote name='Nepia' timestamp='1330346180' post='272426']<br />
Here's a question, why does there have to be depth and heft - why can't a light movie be the best?<br />
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I haven't seen it so asking more in general.<br />
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Just my $0.02, but I like protein, carbs and fat in my meal. I love candyfloss, but it only takes me so far. I like to be entertained, but I want to leave the cinema and actually think about the film and the questions it posed (Midnight Cowboy, Cuckoo's Nest, Godfather, etc), the same way I like songs that stick into my head weeks after hearing them. I love ideas that titillate and challenge me and become hardwired into my DNA.<br />
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Now, having said that, a "light" movie that lacks substance but has terrific form & style can also win me over big time - if it's unique and original. The Artist really isn't original. I will conceed in this marketplace that it is somewhat unique, in the same way that a Mennoninte farmer driving a horse & buggy down a highway qualifies as "unique" in the 21st century. It may be fresh - it's shot in black & white, almost void of any dialogue (in the same way that Chris Marker's "La Jetee" was almost void of any moving images), and in a 4x3 format. Cute! But anybody who has seen great silent films from the silent era, be it the comedies of Chaplin/Keaton/Lloyd or the heavier dramatic works by Vidor/Lang/Von Stroheim/Gance/Murnau etc., by comparison, 80-90 years down the road, this simply doesn't measure up. At the stone-age pantomime dawn of film, when they were still discovering the wheel and experimenting, when they didn't have colour, widescreen or synchronized sound, they actually made better artistic and scientific films than a 21st century Oscar winner.<br />
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As a Best Pic that is supposed to represent the very highest merit of Arts and Science, it is an indictment of modern filmmaking and storytelling. I mentioned the Garbo/Gilbert and Star is Born comparisons, there are lots of others in there too, Clara Bow "the It Girl," it's kinda paint-by-numbers with nods & winks, a very simple story, pretty much swiped from part of "Singing in the Rain" which tells much the same story (and a heckuvalot more)<br />
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I wouldn't discourage anybody from seeing it, I actually would say, yeah, definitely see it. It's a charming novelty film. 8/10 from me. -
[quote name='red terror' timestamp='1330367030' post='272438']<br />
Just my $0.02, but I like protein, carbs and fat in my meal. I love candyfloss, but it only takes me so far. I like to be entertained, but I want to leave the cinema and actually think about the film and the questions it posed (Midnight Cowboy, Cuckoo's Nest, Godfather, etc), the same way I like songs that stick into my head weeks after hearing them. I love ideas that titillate and challenge me and become hardwired into my DNA.<br />
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Now, having said that, a "light" movie that lacks substance but has terrific form & style can also win me over big time - if it's unique and original. The Artist really isn't original. I will conceed in this marketplace that it is somewhat unique, in the same way that a Mennoninte farmer driving a horse & buggy down a highway qualifies as "unique" in the 21st century. It may be fresh - it's shot in black & white, almost void of any dialogue (in the same way that Chris Marker's "La Jetee" was almost void of any moving images), and in a 4x3 format. Cute! But anybody who has seen great silent films from the silent era, be it the comedies of Chaplin/Keaton/Lloyd or the heavier dramatic works by Vidor/Lang/Von Stroheim/Gance/Murnau etc., by comparison, 80-90 years down the road, this simply doesn't measure up. At the stone-age pantomime dawn of film, when they were still discovering the wheel and experimenting, when they didn't have colour, widescreen or synchronized sound, they actually made better artistic and scientific films than a 21st century Oscar winner.<br />
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As a Best Pic that is supposed to represent the very highest merit of Arts and Science, it is an indictment of modern filmmaking and storytelling. I mentioned the Garbo/Gilbert and Star is Born comparisons, there are lots of others in there too, Clara Bow "the It Girl," it's kinda paint-by-numbers with nods & winks, a very simple story, pretty much swiped from part of "Singing in the Rain" which tells much the same story (and a heckuvalot more)<br />
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I wouldn't discourage anybody from seeing it, I actually would say, yeah, definitely see it. It's a charming novelty film. 8/10 from me.<br />
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Ah, all good - to me a good movie is a good movie, although it is not like Oscar always selects the best - Shakespeare in Love FFS! With an 8/10 on the RT scale I'll definitely watch it.<br />
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There's so many best picture nominees these days it will take me a while to watch them all to make my decision - I've only seen two. -
Fwiw some of my fave movies are "light" fare. When people ask me what movie I've seen more than any other, my answer is easy: Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I saw it on a big screen when it came out, it rang true for me then, and whenever I'm channel surfing and stumble across it, it puts a smile on my face and I cannot pull my eyes away. A total guilty pleasure.<br />
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e.g. Mike Damone's 5-point Plan:<br />
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[quote]First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, [b]now this is the most important[/b], Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.[/quote] -
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Fwiw some of my fave movies are "light" fare. When people ask me what movie I've seen more than any other, my answer is easy: Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I saw it on a big screen when it came out, it rang true for me then, and whenever I'm channel surfing and stumble across it, it puts a smile on my face and I cannot pull my eyes away. [b]A total guilty pleasure.[/b]<br />
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e.g. Mike Damone's 5-point Plan:<br />
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Phoebe Cate's boobies.<br />
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In the last couple of days I have watched Jason And The Argonauts and The Fantastic Voyage . Two great old movies chocked full of the most wonderfully cheesy special effects and stop /go animation .
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I watched Goon last night.<br />
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An Ice Hockey film, possibly in the Waterboy vein, where Sean William Scott is a bouncer, and ends up getting asked to play Ice Hockey as their enforcer, while not as thick as the Waterboy character, he is still not the sharpest tool.<br />
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The same director made the mockumentary FUBAR, which is one of my favourite comedy movies.<br />
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I've heard it's pretty violent. I'm going to see it this week. I didn't know the Fubar director made it. I've seen that film many, many times, it's a classic. I haven't seen the sequel Fubar 2: Balls to the Wall (yet), friends tell me it's pretty good. (EDit:) I just checked that imdb link and discovered the same director made "It's All Gone Pete Tong" as well, and I quite enjoyed that movie.<br />
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While I'm thinking about Fubar, I wonder if anybody else has ever seen a ridiculously low-budget and overlong cheapo dirt-bag white-trash cock-fighting indie comedy from the U.S. called [url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289980/reviews"]"Inbred Rednecks"[/url]...? Rented it for a boys beer night several years ago and we were pissing ourselves laughing. -
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[quote name='taniwharugby' timestamp='1330482266' post='272702']<br />
I watched Goon last night.<br />
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Kinda related, and kinda sureal. Gotta love the polite protocol.<br />
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From today's New York Times:<br />
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[color=#000000]There were four fights in a recent game between the Saskatoon Contacts and the Beardyâ€
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[color=#000000]The second two were what are known as [b]appointment fights[/b].[/color][/size][/font]<br />
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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4][b]The officials stood back and watched as the players dropped their gloves and approached each other. They bowed their heads, putting their foreheads together. [/b][color=#ff0000][b]They unfastened each otherâ€s chin straps — removing your own chin strap is prohibited— and took off each otherâ€s helmets[/b][/color][b]. They backed away and nodded.[/b] Then, in a flash, they were together again, raining bare-fisted blows on each other, just like the fighters in North Americaâ€s professional hockey leagues.[/size][/font]<br />
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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4][color=#000000]The officials did not intercede until the players, spent, had fallen to the ice.[/color][/size][/font]<br />
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This ("Snowtown Murders") looks...umm...interesting. Read a review of it at Salon today. I'd never heard of this case, but then I'd never heard of Mark "Chopper" Reid until I saw that movie, either. Bit in the dark about Aussie psychopaths, I'm afraid. I'm going to have to track this down. Anybody seen it?<br />
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watched Underworld Awakening; Kate Beckinsale in a tight latex suit, vampires, werewolves and Kate Beckinsale in a tight latex suit, simply awesome! It ended like there will certainly be another movie with Kate Beckinsale in a tight latex suit, sweeeeeet
Fubar (2002) ⭐ 6.8 | Comedy, Music
