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[mariner4life]

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

if she didn't start every second sentence with "yea nah fluffybunny fucken" it would have been instant fail. also "deadset"

What irks me most about Australians is their overuse of the word 'mate' even in hostile situations when the person is clearly not a mate ie 'you're a fucken fluffybunny mate, I'm gonna fuck you up mate'.

indeed. Mate is sooooo much worse than "bro"...

[dogmeat]

yeah nah bro - maaaaate

[jegga]

I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?

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[mariner4life]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?

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yea, i find myself doing that now but

[Rembrandt]

Haven't noticed 'but' yet. Is that a queenslander thing?

[taniwharugby]

I reckon 'innit' is a worse way to finish a sentence innit!

[jegga]

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?

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yea, i find myself doing that now but

You're dead to me eh

[jegga]

Stuff

[Crucial]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

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Somehow I think the Lolita part of the outrage came after the unsaid outrage of a fish burger being given a female name.

[Bones]

Well shit Ekim just got a whole load of new customers, ones who will go there and spend shitloads, unlike the idiot complainer who probably would just order salad and tap water.

[taniwharugby]

@Crucial maybe it was a genderless burger that felt that Lolita reflected it's gender neutrality?

Maybe, we shouldnt be assuming it is a burger, maybe it wants to be a pie?

[No Quarter]

Outrage, outrage everywhere!!

[jegga]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Crucial maybe it was a genderless burger that felt that Lolita reflected it's gender neutrality?

Maybe, we shouldnt be assuming it is a burger, maybe it wants to be a pie?

Less of the mansplaining please.

[MN5]

[booboo]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

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I am outraged at any stupid fuck that would name his daughter Lolita!!!

FFS. STUPID DUMB BOGAN!

Lolita???

Fuck! call in Social Welfare now!

I am serious. How ignorant are you?

[Catogrande]

@booboo I was going to say perhaps because she was a pretty baby, but that would be gross. So I won't.

[booboo]

@Catogrande

"Gross"? ... "Creepy" perhaps ...

[jegga]

I'm just going to come out and say it . That guy has a bit of a paedo smile and the placement of his hand does him no favours.

How to spot a pedophile.

[Catogrande]

@jegga I took the quiz and got C+, however I was erring on the side of caution. i caught all the paedos but would have hung a few ordinary crims as well. Still, omelettes and broken eggs as they say.

[Crucial]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I'm just going to come out and say it . That guy has a bit of a paedo smile and the placement of his hand does him no favours.

How to spot a pedophile.

That's weird. He explains his theory then runs a quiz to show his theory is bunk.