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The Ashes

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  • DonsteppaD Offline
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    So England ended up the Malan, Barstow, and Assorted Bystanders show...

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    • NTAN Offline
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      Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

      The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

      The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

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      • NTAN NTA

        Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

        The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

        The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

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        #277

        @nta said in The Ashes:

        Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

        The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

        The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

        cough Wagner cough... stones, glass houses etc

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        • No QuarterN No Quarter

          @nta said in The Ashes:

          Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

          The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

          The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

          cough Wagner cough... stones, glass houses etc

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          #278

          @no-quarter said in The Ashes:

          @nta said in The Ashes:

          Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

          The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

          The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

          cough Wagner cough stones, glass houses etc

          In some ways we’re lucky that Wagner isn’t 10kmph faster...

          (And/or that he hasn’t toured the home of Bodyline with those tactics)

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          • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

            @no-quarter said in The Ashes:

            @nta said in The Ashes:

            Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

            The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

            The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

            cough Wagner cough stones, glass houses etc

            In some ways we’re lucky that Wagner isn’t 10kmph faster...

            (And/or that he hasn’t toured the home of Bodyline with those tactics)

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            @donsteppa said in The Ashes:

            In some ways we’re lucky that Wagner isn’t 10kmph faster...

            (And/or that he hasn’t toured the home of Bodyline with those tactics)

            Clearly that would cross the line. And the Aussies know where the line is. They don't ever cross the line. Do you not know this?

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            • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

              That review this morning was disgraceful, and just reeked of desperation. Not sure you can blame Starc, he didn't look overly convinced. Someone must have been, despite an awful lot of stumps showing. Very poor cricket.

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              @mariner4life said in The Ashes:

              That review this morning was disgraceful,

              Liebke is always worth a laugh.

              https://twitter.com/LiebCricket/status/941498685367623680

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              • barbarianB Offline
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                Fairly evenly poised, though you'd still have England in front given we have to bat 4th and the pitch is already playing a few tricks.

                The value of tail-end runs is reinforced time and time again. At 4/360, England should have put the game away and made 450+. Instead they crumbled and left the door open.

                Warner looks a bit out of sorts, too. Big pressure on Smith to make runs here, though he looks well up for it.

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                • barbarianB barbarian

                  Fairly evenly poised, though you'd still have England in front given we have to bat 4th and the pitch is already playing a few tricks.

                  The value of tail-end runs is reinforced time and time again. At 4/360, England should have put the game away and made 450+. Instead they crumbled and left the door open.

                  Warner looks a bit out of sorts, too. Big pressure on Smith to make runs here, though he looks well up for it.

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                  @barbarian said in The Ashes:

                  Fairly evenly poised, though you'd still have England in front given we have to bat 4th and the pitch is already playing a few tricks.

                  The value of tail-end runs is reinforced time and time again. At 4/360, England should have put the game away and made 450+. Instead they crumbled and left the door open.

                  Warner looks a bit out of sorts, too. Big pressure on Smith to make runs here, though he looks well up for it.

                  With all due respect to KW, Kohli and Root the angry lesbo is surely far and away the best batsman on earth right now.

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                  • barbarianB barbarian

                    Fairly evenly poised, though you'd still have England in front given we have to bat 4th and the pitch is already playing a few tricks.

                    The value of tail-end runs is reinforced time and time again. At 4/360, England should have put the game away and made 450+. Instead they crumbled and left the door open.

                    Warner looks a bit out of sorts, too. Big pressure on Smith to make runs here, though he looks well up for it.

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                    @barbarian Smith is looking pretty set now. Hope Eng change up their bowling. Trying to contain with everyone aside from Anderson . But they are leaking plenty.

                    :::

                    Spoiler Text

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                      Reckon he hit that.

                      Very slight colouration on hot spot and wee spike on snicko.

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                      • boobooB booboo

                        Reckon he hit that.

                        Very slight colouration on hot spot and wee spike on snicko.

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                        @booboo said in The Ashes:

                        Reckon he hit that.

                        Very slight colouration on hot spot and wee spike on snicko.

                        But having said that DRS is for the howler. This was not the worst lb I've seen.

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                        • NTAN NTA

                          Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

                          The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

                          The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

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                          @nta Nah that's not the point I was thinking of.

                          But I understand how it could be construed as such

                          As I said, I understand short bowling, I still play and face it and recommend it. My national team has been doing it for a while now

                          More the hullabaloo at the time and the sentiments and hand wringing from the cricket world - led by Australians I'll add, that we can't let that happen and the tragedy.

                          2-3 seasons later and a different perspective (often from the same people) dims the emotions and sensibilities.

                          The game is set up to encourage short bowling to tail enders when the pitches are so laterally dire and it won't change - a bit like 5m lineout drives as a tactic to win.

                          They're both inherently ugly, yet totally plausible

                          However I do think with a new generation of players who have never batted without a helmet might negate the effectiveness of the lineout maul bouncers to shit batsmen. I expect all cricketers from the compulsory helmet generation to play short stuff better

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                          • NTAN NTA

                            Lol at the sanctimonious shit about short bowling at tailenders.

                            The only guy to get hit in the head was the opener, who took his eyes off it like a silly bastard.

                            The bunnies have the sense to duck, and they don't get many body shots that leave them in no man's land.

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                            @nta ps. Marsh boys ton each

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                              @nta ps. Marsh boys ton each

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                              @siam said in The Ashes:

                              @nta ps. Marsh boys ton each

                              Fuck

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                              • MN5M Online
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                                Poor old @NTA is fucked either way. If the Marshes fail then he has to lament two shit players. If they do ok then he'll just say it's a fluke and they'll be shit next time.

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                                  M. Marsh is playing some glorious strokes

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                                    At this point, happy to see MMarsh hey out immediately after lunch for 49, then Cummins, Starc, and Smith to smash us to a lead (Smith double ton, Cummins Starc 50 each) and declare.

                                    Then bowl the poms out tonight for 58.

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                                      Smith might well be the freakiest freak who I've ever seen play cricket. He's too crap to be as awesome as he is.

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                                        M. Marsh smashing Australia forward.. only a few runs behind now..

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                                          Mitch Marsh highest test score. His tenure in the test side assured forever. Except the 50% of games he'll miss every year, injured.

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