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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I was going to post a link about how geese used to guard whisky distilleries and the lotus test track because they are such vicious entitled fluffybunnies but when I typed geese dis into google this came up and it was too good not to share.
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/national/geese-defecate-disneyland-crowd/VRyj8NM1isq0nnF6H8qYGI/
"Nobody was hurt". Well what a surprise. Mind you geese do shit worse than a big black German Shepherd. One of my local golf courses had a Canada Goose as it's logo as the lakes there were home to hordes of the ugly bastards. Sometimes you could hardly play due to the focal matter lying around. The course has now closed down.
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@catogrande said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I was going to post a link about how geese used to guard whisky distilleries and the lotus test track because they are such vicious entitled fluffybunnies but when I typed geese dis into google this came up and it was too good not to share.
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/national/geese-defecate-disneyland-crowd/VRyj8NM1isq0nnF6H8qYGI/
"Nobody was hurt". Well what a surprise. Mind you geese do shit worse than a big black German Shepherd. One of my local golf courses had a Canada Goose as it's logo as the lakes there were home to hordes of the ugly bastards. Sometimes you could hardly play due to the focal matter lying around. The course has now closed down.
Canada geese are the Uber pricks of the waterfowl world , they shit every 20 minutes or so and breed like rabbits. Our forefathers were stupid enough to not only import Canada geese but they chose the sub species called super Canada geese. Bigger and more full of shit than normal Canada geese.
They are so despised here there’s no daily limit and you can shoot them on the ground if you want. A mate of mine used to go down to Canterbury once a year to a pea farm the geese almost destroyed by simultaneously eating in shitting on in huge numbers. He said the farmer digs a trench and they sit in it waiting for the geese, open up with their shotguns then dump the birds on his quad bike trailer to go to the butcher to be turned into sausages while they shooters retire to the pub.
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@jegga yea that's what we've got. fuckers!!
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@mariner4life I think they deliberately do this kind of thing
US Airways Flight 1549: Anatomy of a Miracle
Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, the pilot who landed US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River last January, was justly celebrated for his skill and courage. Less has been revealed about other players in the drama: those enigmatic geese, the engines they struck, a pioneering French engineer, and an...
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Hahahaha , what a fuckwit
I did some research and it seems they've replied to June
Shit, those chick look ok even for Asians!
June, you can go and take a flying fuck you short grey haired old minga.
What do you mean "for asians"? And "grey haired minga?" You bastard, racist ageist and sexist all, in one post!
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Be sure to read all of the comments from 'HelpMeRhonda'.
I think she might be the same chick I had a disastrous Tinder date with back in early 2015.
Just read her posts, you need to post more details about this date now.
Not a great deal sorry pal. Met her at the Southern X in town. My witty banter was going great guns til I jokingly mentioned to her that gay guys are great at interior designing ( or maybe party planning, can't remember exactly ) and she got really offended 'OMG I have gay flatmates, this is such an outdated bigoted view etcetc'
I then made the mistake of mentioning I have gay friends who love a laugh which just dug me deeper in my own hole. She did a bit of psychoanalysing and apparently by making jokes like that I make light of my 'deep seeded hatred' of others or some such bullshit. I just about choked on my beer trying to down it and get out of there. ( it was Garage Project, you can't just leave those lying around)
Needless to say I didnt get a root.
Handie?
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Not short enough
The uniform or the article?
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The desperation that leads someone to write an article like this to fill space...
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11976661
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
The desperation that leads someone to write an article like this to fill space...
Fake news!
You can tell straight away that the story is bullshit as they say that Trump is taller than Ardie Savea! That would make him around 7'6"
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@jegga I expect it is just an extension of this that a herald fan saw....
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Hahahaha , what a fuckwit
I did some research and it seems they've replied to June
Looks like a screenshot at Pornhub.
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Hahahaha , what a fuckwit
I did some research and it seems they've replied to June
Shit, those chick look ok even for Asians!
June, you can go and take a flying fuck you short grey haired old minga.
What do you mean "for asians"? And "grey haired minga?" You bastard, racist ageist and sexist all, in one post!
If you have daughters just be glad filthy old bastards like @MN5 think that...
But if we're evaluating hotness based on race then it's black > asian > daylight > the rest.
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@MN5 good news bro , Lordes still single.
Also anyone else who uses the phrase “ Hetero normative “ has a spot on the Mount Rushmore of fuckwits. In this case he saw Lena Dunham naked on a regular basis so I think he’s suffered enough.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11977126
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 good news bro , Lordes still single.
Also anyone else who uses the phrase “ Hetero normative “ has a spot on the Mount Rushmore of fuckwits. In this case he saw Lena Dunham naked on a regular basis so I think he’s suffered enough.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11977126
Fantastic. Perhaps I could go out with her, dump her and take half her shit!
How come liberals are allowed to rip the shit out of Trumps appearance yet deride him for doing the same to other people?
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Dated that swamp donkey for five years? No wonder he says "hetero normative". He's brain damaged.
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Dated that swamp donkey for five years? No wonder he says "hetero normative". He's brain damaged.
I just googled her. Christ, you fluffybunnies coulda warned me!!!
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Dated that swamp donkey for five years? No wonder he says "hetero normative". He's brain damaged.
I just googled her. Christ, you fluffybunnies coulda warned me!!!
Google "Lena Dunham's Dad's artwork" and you'll get some insight into why she's so fucked in the head.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Dated that swamp donkey for five years? No wonder he says "hetero normative". He's brain damaged.
I just googled her. Christ, you fluffybunnies coulda warned me!!!
Then I had to go and see what was so horrific because you had. Fuck. For everybody else - just don't.
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@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Dated that swamp donkey for five years? No wonder he says "hetero normative". He's brain damaged.
I just googled her. Christ, you fluffybunnies coulda warned me!!!
Google "Lena Dunham's Dad's artwork" and you'll get some insight into why she's so fucked in the head.
Na I'm good bro. I just had brekky.
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I googled Lena Headey instead, so I'm fine!
