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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 and that right there is what people don't get (not saying you)
If I watch something on TV, do I really want to be looking at someone unattractive?
The kind of TV they do, being awesome at thier job is nigh on impossible and probably adds little to what they do anyway, so being attractive is the best way to go.
Next presenter needs to be a lesbian black Chinese dwarf with aspergers and depression. That should make everyone happy.
I'd pick that Naz from the Bachelor. She's crazy as fuck but she has an excellent rack
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@nepia said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Not diverse ( ie fat and ugly ) enough though.
It's not a great line up if you're not a fan of blondes.
Agreed. Everyone knows brunettes are superior in EVERY way.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey what order would you rank them?
Jegs, you know I love your work usually but you have A LOT of making up to do after your Hilary Barry ranking.
When you’re ranking the dregs I don’t think the order matters that much to be honest. Who would you bang out of Jay Jay or Polly ? Before you try for an out clause I’m talking positions where you make eye contact only.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey what order would you rank them?
Jegs, you know I love your work usually but you have A LOT of making up to do after your Hilary Barry ranking.
When you’re ranking the dregs I don’t think the order matters that much to be honest. Who would you bang out of Jay Jay or Polly ? Before you try for an out clause I’m talking positions where you make eye contact only.
Jay Jay easily.....which says a lot about Polly.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey what order would you rank them?
Jegs, you know I love your work usually but you have A LOT of making up to do after your Hilary Barry ranking.
When you’re ranking the dregs I don’t think the order matters that much to be honest. Who would you bang out of Jay Jay or Polly ? Before you try for an out clause I’m talking positions where you make eye contact only.
Jay Jay easily.....which says a lot about Polly.
For all her faults Barry is not a functioning retard, you can’t say the same about Street.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey what order would you rank them?
Jegs, you know I love your work usually but you have A LOT of making up to do after your Hilary Barry ranking.
When you’re ranking the dregs I don’t think the order matters that much to be honest. Who would you bang out of Jay Jay or Polly ? Before you try for an out clause I’m talking positions where you make eye contact only.
Jay Jay easily.....which says a lot about Polly.
For all her faults Barry is not a functioning retard, you can’t say the same about Street.
I agree, something about street that shits me. Basically a chick with that kind of figure really should have bigger tits
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga Ali and Pippa...daylight...more daylight...expanse of desert...oceans...the others.
Pippa is great if your into chicks that look cross eyed, least she has some kind of decent rack
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga Ali and Pippa...daylight...more daylight...expanse of desert...oceans...the others.
Pippa is great if your into chicks that look cross eyed, least she has some kind of decent rack
like a human version of big bird
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haha bunch of fussy cnuts on here...bet half you would struggle to pick up a bird of any of them's level in a bar
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@taniwharugby Speak for yourself.
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@mokey I said half...I still dine out on the fact that I got hit on by a women half my age 2 years back!
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby Speak for yourself.
Early front runner for post of the year right there
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey I said half...I still dine out on the fact that I got hit on by a women half my age 2 years back!
Clearly batshit crazy, blind and with major daddy issues.
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@mn5 you don't know me, I got game!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 you don't know me, I got game!
That's exactly what my other half said to me when some buxom 19 year old was hitting on me after one of our gigs. She was at the other end of the bar with her sisters absolutely pissing herself.
Definitely damaged my ego to no end.
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@mn5 fark, if I was in a band I'd be unstoppable
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 fark, if I was in a band I'd be unstoppable
Chicks love bass players. What more can I say.
