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@paekakboyz Yeah. can't help thinking there is some major point missing from these articles. Because if she can now watch porn 'healthily' (whatever the fuck that means) then she wasn't an addict to start. As for the whole OH I'M SO BAD I had crap sex and got off solo instead...um, who hasn't??
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@paekakboyz said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby or some bants about the best drummer and bass players of all time
Or how much Last Jedi sucks and Phantom Menace is so much way betteter
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The sooner this wave of ultra-puritanism passes the better. In my day when you'd just done the old in out with someone you were seeing it would be totally reasonable to cop a feel of boob before drifting off to sleep..... Let's just avoid all confusion and move towards virtual reality no touch sex like it was in Demolition Man
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@canefan or just make it like you are married, always ask first (although every day probably gets into harassment territory)
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
The sooner this wave of ultra-puritanism passes the better. In my day when you'd just done the old in out with someone you were seeing it would be totally reasonable to cop a feel of boob before drifting off to sleep..... Let's just avoid all confusion and move towards virtual reality no touch sex like it was in Demolition Man
What with that, and the assumption that everything is better when done via an app, I think there's a gap in the market.
A consent app - where somebody can check and uncheck boxes as a night progresses, and the other person gets alerted, and a checklist of "accepted behaviour", or what's on the table...- Double-entendre
Holding hands
kissing
breast grope
ass grope
fingers in (empty field) - number of: (empty field)
grated cheese
hair-dryer
etc etc (or rather - I can't remember the other options available)
- Double-entendre
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan or just make it like you are married, always ask first (although every day probably gets into harassment territory)
Make like I'm married, ask but rarely receive....
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@paekakboyz said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby or some bants about the best drummer and bass players of all time
Or how much Last Jedi sucks and Phantom Menace is so much way betteter
I never said it sux.
I can't really argue with everyone else's points though.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@paekakboyz said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby or some bants about the best drummer and bass players of all time
Or how much Last Jedi sucks and Phantom Menace is so much way betteter
I never said it sux.
I can't really argue with everyone else's points though.
@MN5 who are you bro!!??
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@paekakboyz Yeah. can't help thinking there is some major point missing from these articles. Because if she can now watch porn 'healthily' (whatever the fuck that means) then she wasn't an addict to start. As for the whole OH I'M SO BAD I had crap sex and got off solo instead...um, who hasn't??
me!
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@paekakboyz Yeah. can't help thinking there is some major point missing from these articles. Because if she can now watch porn 'healthily' (whatever the fuck that means) then she wasn't an addict to start. As for the whole OH I'M SO BAD I had crap sex and got off solo instead...um, who hasn't??
me!
LIAR.
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@paekakboyz Yeah. can't help thinking there is some major point missing from these articles. Because if she can now watch porn 'healthily' (whatever the fuck that means) then she wasn't an addict to start. As for the whole OH I'M SO BAD I had crap sex and got off solo instead...um, who hasn't??
me!
LIAR.
meh, I'm driven. Even if it's average i'm still gonna strive to finish.
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@paekakboyz Yeah. can't help thinking there is some major point missing from these articles. Because if she can now watch porn 'healthily' (whatever the fuck that means) then she wasn't an addict to start. As for the whole OH I'M SO BAD I had crap sex and got off solo instead...um, who hasn't??
me!
LIAR.
meh, I'm driven. Even if it's average i'm still gonna strive to finish.
You're a trooper
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Why would you tell the world this?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11993826
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga That article. You're the father...er, no you are. Er...no you are. Awkward.
Her indignation at him insisting on a DNA test and maintaining it after he was proven right , ffs she sounds like quite a catch
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