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@hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga actually if you had money to waste, the next ropey looking scum of the earth that goes to court, pay them to wear your hatiest teams jersey!
Luckily they seem to be doing it anyway without me needing to fork over the cash!
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@nepia said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga actually if you had money to waste, the next ropey looking scum of the earth that goes to court, pay them to wear your hatiest teams jersey!
Luckily they seem to be doing it anyway without me needing to fork over the cash!
This guy?
https://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2015/02/freddie_wants_his_jersey_back.html -
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
dress can cost that alone...
but lets says $3k for the dress, say 100 guests, @ $20 a head for alcohol, $20 a head for food you are at $7k, plus all the other little bits and pieces that cost twice as much cos wedding than they do if you rent/hire/buy normally (venure, hired shit, DJ, photographer)
Now this wedding probably cost a crate of beer and a bit of green
Most feral wedding ever. The crates in the paddling pool were a nice touch .
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
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No introverts either I'd imagine!
Just more folks on the fringe trying to gouge suckers for money.
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
How long till they turn on each other..
Did you ever watch the Bear Grylls show where they sent a bunch of men to one island and the women to another? Based on that minor skirmishes break out on day one. The bitchkreig really starts on about day three.
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
Andrea Roth has a decent rack, how long till the first perv says he identifies as a woman and heads over there? @mariner4life do you have any leave?
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
Andrea Roth has a decent rack, how long till the first perv says he identifies as a woman and heads over there? @mariner4life do you have any leave?
Dress like this mate. I'm sure they'll think you are a gurl. Either that or John Bon Jovi
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
Andrea Roth has a decent rack, how long till the first perv says he identifies as a woman and heads over there? @mariner4life do you have any leave?
Dress like this mate. I'm sure they'll think you are a gurl. Either that or John Bon Jovi
i was thinking David Lee Roth, at least your last name will be right
I have heaps of leave, let me google whether it's worth it...
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
How long till they turn on each other..
Totally this. My boss (shrink) is flummoxed to fuck over one of his all-women offices because it ALWAYS goes sour. It wont happen immediately but, within about 3 months, it always turns into some Lord of the Flies shit. One bitch has to be Queen Bee. Then she sides with bitch cohorts and they pick off the weakest petal and PREY on them. Would this happen in an office full of just men? Get fucked, we just want to be pals and yak about the sports results. It has the Doc perpetually amazed. He's a shrink and interviews them all, supposedly an expert in gauging human character and he CANNOT pick which chick is going to fuck shit up down the line. But start it they always do. He is constantly hiring new potential prey/black widows. I think it lies dormant in all of them. Give them an inkling of dominance and they will find some fucker to manifest their murderous seethe upon.
One of my first full time jobs was working at a local supermarket. Generally a lot of fun as the staff were 80% female. Always amazed me how up in the smoko room they were friendly to each other and best mates. But as soon as someone left the room the back stabbing began..
Bitching about each other saying so and so isn’t pulling their weight doing a shit job. Can’t believe how bad their kids are etc..Just an aweful sub race of man really..
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Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
Yeah . I hope the doctor who gave her a smear was wearing a hazmat suit.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
Yeah . I hope the doctor who gave her a smear was wearing a hazmat suit.
Only 1 hazmat suit?
If it was me I’d wear one of those bomb disposal get ups, better still send in a radio control robot..
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
wft, that is a "high profile escort"? She looks like Nicolas Cage if he'd done plastic surgery on himself.
I suspect the author confused high profile escort with ‘sperm dumpster’
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
“She said that "behind closed doors" she had "secretly been fighting a quiet battle".”
She does bdsm as well?
Pretty sure there’s nothing you can’t get her to do if you have a spare $20 in your pocket
