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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
Andrea Roth has a decent rack, how long till the first perv says he identifies as a woman and heads over there? @mariner4life do you have any leave?
Dress like this mate. I'm sure they'll think you are a gurl. Either that or John Bon Jovi
i was thinking David Lee Roth, at least your last name will be right
I have heaps of leave, let me google whether it's worth it...
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
How long till they turn on each other..
Totally this. My boss (shrink) is flummoxed to fuck over one of his all-women offices because it ALWAYS goes sour. It wont happen immediately but, within about 3 months, it always turns into some Lord of the Flies shit. One bitch has to be Queen Bee. Then she sides with bitch cohorts and they pick off the weakest petal and PREY on them. Would this happen in an office full of just men? Get fucked, we just want to be pals and yak about the sports results. It has the Doc perpetually amazed. He's a shrink and interviews them all, supposedly an expert in gauging human character and he CANNOT pick which chick is going to fuck shit up down the line. But start it they always do. He is constantly hiring new potential prey/black widows. I think it lies dormant in all of them. Give them an inkling of dominance and they will find some fucker to manifest their murderous seethe upon.
One of my first full time jobs was working at a local supermarket. Generally a lot of fun as the staff were 80% female. Always amazed me how up in the smoko room they were friendly to each other and best mates. But as soon as someone left the room the back stabbing began..
Bitching about each other saying so and so isn’t pulling their weight doing a shit job. Can’t believe how bad their kids are etc..Just an aweful sub race of man really..
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Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
Yeah . I hope the doctor who gave her a smear was wearing a hazmat suit.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
Yeah . I hope the doctor who gave her a smear was wearing a hazmat suit.
Only 1 hazmat suit?
If it was me I’d wear one of those bomb disposal get ups, better still send in a radio control robot..
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Spent 2 weeks bedridden, so her routine didn’t change then?
wft, that is a "high profile escort"? She looks like Nicolas Cage if he'd done plastic surgery on himself.
I suspect the author confused high profile escort with ‘sperm dumpster’
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
“She said that "behind closed doors" she had "secretly been fighting a quiet battle".”
She does bdsm as well?
Pretty sure there’s nothing you can’t get her to do if you have a spare $20 in your pocket
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@rocky-rockbottom apparently she became famous...
Lewis became famous after streaking at an All Black rugby test and selling the bikini she'd worn on Trade Me.
I knew there was some slapper that streaked and got her 1.59mins of fame, had to read the article to know it was her, so yeah, famous as bro!
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$2000 an hour or $7000 a night?
Sure
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/454332/Lisa-Lewis-enjoys-call-girl-work
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@jegga fuck off...if I was gonna pay any money for someone, she'd have to be of Kate Beckinsale, Eiza Gonzalez quality....not some slapper you could pick up on a Friday night down the local after a few pints!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga fuck off...if I was gonna pay any money for someone, she'd have to be of Kate Beckinsale, Eiza Gonzalez quality....not some slapper you could pick up on a Friday night down the local after a few pints!
She’s been asked for a refund before too, this article came out the week after and her hourly rate is $800 less.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3019442/Wife-disputes-hooker-bill
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@jegga interesting thing in there:
"But once a service has been provided, no one is allowed to take the money of the sex worker."
To do so could be a breach of the Prostitution Reform Act, which states no person can demand a sex worker return money after a service was provided.Plenty of other industries that provide 'services' are they protected by a similar reform?
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga interesting thing in there:
"But once a service has been provided, no one is allowed to take the money of the sex worker."
To do so could be a breach of the Prostitution Reform Act, which states no person can demand a sex worker return money after a service was provided.Plenty of other industries that provide 'services' are they protected by a similar reform?
Well you can’t be unfucked so I guess that’s where the exemption comes from.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga interesting thing in there:
"But once a service has been provided, no one is allowed to take the money of the sex worker."
To do so could be a breach of the Prostitution Reform Act, which states no person can demand a sex worker return money after a service was provided.Plenty of other industries that provide 'services' are they protected by a similar reform?
Well you can’t be unfucked so I guess that’s where the exemption comes from.
I think there will be many morning after blueys that would say otherwise!
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@jegga can't be unmassaged, unphysio'd, unchat with your Lawyer...
plenty of other industries where once the service is provided, it cant be returned.
I expect you can contest pricing in a lot of service providers, just do those industry bodies have that same level of 'protection' or are their industry bodies not as switched on as the Prostitutes?
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga fuck off...if I was gonna pay any money for someone, she'd have to be of Kate Beckinsale, Eiza Gonzalez quality....not some slapper you could pick up on a Friday night down the local after a few pints!
It's like they say, you don't just pay for the sex, you pay for her to leave
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga can't be unmassaged, unphysio'd, unchat with your Lawyer...
plenty of other industries where once the service is provided, it cant be returned.
I expect you can contest pricing in a lot of service providers, just do those industry bodies have that same level of 'protection' or are their industry bodies not as switched on as the Prostitutes?
Can’t argue with that, you’ve put way more thought into it than I have. Do you think the $1200-2000 an hour includes a penicillin shot afterwards?
