England vs BCs ODI series
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@booboo said in England vs BCs ODI series:
I love reading a thread after the fact
It's hilarious. "o ye of little faith" always comes to mind, but years of supporting the "Craps" does that to you. They manage to lose from anywhere and then they do something like that - thank you Ross. Owesome.
@snowy I think a lot of fans would be pretty tense when 2/2 chasing 330+
Maybe we just like to get on the front foot with our angst
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Anyone got the number for Waisake Naholo's uncle in Fiji for some special treatment to get Taylor ready for the test series?
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Anyone got the number for Waisake Naholo's uncle in Fiji for some special treatment to get Taylor ready for the test series?
@stockcar86 said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Anyone got the number for Waisake Naholo's uncle in Fiji for some special treatment to get Taylor ready for the test series?
"The leaves used by Naholo's uncle, the village doctor, to mend the star rugby winger's fractured fibula are from a plant called kawakawarau, a version of which – kawakawa - grows abundantly in the New Zealand bush and is still used by Maori healers to treat ailments ranging from rheumatism to gonorrhoea."
Anyone got Rossco's number? I have no comment about the other things Kawakawa may remedy but we need him fit to play.
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@stockcar86 said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Anyone got the number for Waisake Naholo's uncle in Fiji for some special treatment to get Taylor ready for the test series?
"The leaves used by Naholo's uncle, the village doctor, to mend the star rugby winger's fractured fibula are from a plant called kawakawarau, a version of which – kawakawa - grows abundantly in the New Zealand bush and is still used by Maori healers to treat ailments ranging from rheumatism to gonorrhoea."
Anyone got Rossco's number? I have no comment about the other things Kawakawa may remedy but we need him fit to play.
@snowy said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@stockcar86 said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Anyone got the number for Waisake Naholo's uncle in Fiji for some special treatment to get Taylor ready for the test series?
"The leaves used by Naholo's uncle, the village doctor, to mend the star rugby winger's fractured fibula are from a plant called kawakawarau, a version of which – kawakawa - grows abundantly in the New Zealand bush and is still used by Maori healers to treat ailments ranging from rheumatism to gonorrhoea.
Handy then if you book a night in with Lisa Lewis
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@snowy said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@stockcar86 said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Anyone got the number for Waisake Naholo's uncle in Fiji for some special treatment to get Taylor ready for the test series?
"The leaves used by Naholo's uncle, the village doctor, to mend the star rugby winger's fractured fibula are from a plant called kawakawarau, a version of which – kawakawa - grows abundantly in the New Zealand bush and is still used by Maori healers to treat ailments ranging from rheumatism to gonorrhoea.
Handy then if you book a night in with Lisa Lewis
@virgil said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@snowy said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@stockcar86 said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Anyone got the number for Waisake Naholo's uncle in Fiji for some special treatment to get Taylor ready for the test series?
"The leaves used by Naholo's uncle, the village doctor, to mend the star rugby winger's fractured fibula are from a plant called kawakawarau, a version of which – kawakawa - grows abundantly in the New Zealand bush and is still used by Maori healers to treat ailments ranging from rheumatism to gonorrhoea.
Handy then if you book a night in with Lisa Lewis
Or Candice Warner according to some.
Actually have to tell myself off for that one, she's probably really nice - just has poor taste in men.
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Ross Taylor: KFC and 1984 Penfolds Grange for birthday lunch. Can he do anything better?
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If we can keep our review for Kane instead of wasting it on a pinch hitter that'll give us a fighting chance.
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If we can keep our review for Kane instead of wasting it on a pinch hitter that'll give us a fighting chance.
@no-quarter hindsight and all, blessing in disguise?
Things panned out ok no?
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So are we fucked if Taylor can”t play?
In short when Rossco plays and scores his century we win.
Someone else will need to stand up - looking at you Munro and Guptill.
@bovidae Certainly a major loss, but we really should've won the previous game with Rossco missing (and lost this one) so balancing the ledger a bit.
I'd say Rossco missing makes England favourites between two well-matched teams, but we can certainly overcome that.
England does seem to have worked Munro out, though.
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Beautiful day in Chch, a bit chilly currently but no rain by the looks. Stuff reporting The Moral Captain ruled out so Chapman better come right quickly. And Munro. Fuck.
@canerbry said in England vs BCs ODI series:
Beautiful day in Chch, a bit chilly currently but no rain by the looks. Stuff reporting The Moral Captain ruled out so Chapman better come right quickly. And Munro. Fuck.
Note to BCs top and middle order batsmen not named Guptill or Kane
England win the toss and put us into bat
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Run rate is rubbish but we're only one down still. Guppy and Kane both at 50% SR so they better stay long enough to correct that
