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Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

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  • HoorooH Offline
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    When the underarm happened they changed the rules around it immediately I think.

    The small good to come of this is that most teams will be too shit scared to risk it after this.

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      After further research, we are pencilled in for one test in Zimbabwe and two tests in Bangladesh in around August.

      It seems a no-brainer to sit Warner and Smith for these two series, in addition to the England ODIs. They can then return for the Australian summer for a redemption tour of sorts.

      Gives a chance for some new blood, new captain, new coach etc. in a few less intense series away from home.

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      • barbarianB barbarian

        After further research, we are pencilled in for one test in Zimbabwe and two tests in Bangladesh in around August.

        It seems a no-brainer to sit Warner and Smith for these two series, in addition to the England ODIs. They can then return for the Australian summer for a redemption tour of sorts.

        Gives a chance for some new blood, new captain, new coach etc. in a few less intense series away from home.

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        @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

        After further research, we are pencilled in for one test in Zimbabwe and two tests in Bangladesh in around August.

        It seems a no-brainer to sit Warner and Smith for these two series, in addition to the England ODIs. They can then return for the Australian summer for a redemption tour of sorts.

        Gives a chance for some new blood, new captain, new coach etc. in a few less intense series away from home.

        They should definitely all be banned from future Hadlee/Chappell series as well, least the next 3 - 5 years 😂

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        • RapidoR Rapido

          Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

          Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

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          Baron Silas Greenback
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          @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

          Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

          Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

          Eh?

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          • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

            @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

            Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

            Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

            Eh?

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            • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

              @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

              Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

              Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

              Eh?

              canefanC Away
              canefanC Away
              canefan
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              #496

              @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

              @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

              Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

              Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

              Eh?

              Flight of the Conchords

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              • canefanC canefan

                @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

                Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

                Eh?

                Flight of the Conchords

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                @canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

                Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

                Eh?

                Flight of the Conchords

                I know. But I don't get the connection.

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                • canefanC canefan

                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                  @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                  Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

                  Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

                  Eh?

                  Flight of the Conchords

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                  #498

                  @canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                  @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                  Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

                  Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

                  Eh?

                  Flight of the Conchords

                  Thank Christ I wasn’t the only one who had no fucking idea what he was taking about..

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                  • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                    @canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

                    Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

                    Eh?

                    Flight of the Conchords

                    I know. But I don't get the connection.

                    canefanC Away
                    canefanC Away
                    canefan
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                    #499

                    @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    @canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    @baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    @rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                    Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?

                    Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......

                    Eh?

                    Flight of the Conchords

                    I know. But I don't get the connection.

                    I haven't watched the posted video. Perhaps the answer is in there

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                    • barbarianB Offline
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                      #500

                      This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                      http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

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                      • barbarianB barbarian

                        This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                        http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

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                        #501

                        @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                        This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                        http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                        A bloody good read, thanks for sharing.

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                        • barbarianB barbarian

                          This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                          http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

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                          @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                          This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                          http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                          I feel for Aussie fans. Whilst a lot of the condemnation is over the top, their cricket team haven't made themselves popular internationally over the years so I can understand it. I liked this from the article:

                          "Sometimes our sporting stars behave detestably, and are rightly castigated. Our cricketers are no exception. They say they do not cross "the line", while the rest of us wonder where the hell it is. Of course, like any line in the sand, it washes away with the tide, to be redrawn wherever it suits at the time.

                          The Australian public has a line, too. And with their culture of sledging, whingeing, hypocrisy and arrogance, our cricketers have been head-butting it for so long that they have become an insufferable national migraine."

                          I suspect that the Aussie public might actually have more effect on the team than being disliked around the world.

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                          • barbarianB barbarian

                            This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                            http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                            No QuarterN Offline
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                            No Quarter
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                            @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                            This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                            http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                            Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.

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                              I'm convinced the tone would be markedly different had they won and the footage came out afterwards. It wouldn't be anywhere near as hysterical.

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                              • No QuarterN No Quarter

                                @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                                http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                                Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.

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                                @no-quarter said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                                http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                                Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.

                                Three words. Aaron. Smith. Toilet. And that was for something nothing to do with rugby, and not breaking the law.

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                                • No QuarterN No Quarter

                                  @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                                  http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                                  Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.

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                                  @no-quarter said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                  This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                                  http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                                  Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.

                                  In a parallel world where NZ were cheating convicts...

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                                  • barbarianB barbarian

                                    This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                                    http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

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                                    #507

                                    @barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                    This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:

                                    http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22916100/why-australia-outraged-steven-smith-team

                                    Geez mate your making it hard for us fair dinkum kiwis to hate all of you cheat'n mongrel ozzies.
                                    Stop being so honest and likeable..

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                                    • antipodeanA antipodean

                                      I'm convinced the tone would be markedly different had they won and the footage came out afterwards. It wouldn't be anywhere near as hysterical.

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                                      @antipodean said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                      I'm convinced the tone would be markedly different had they won and the footage came out afterwards. It wouldn't be anywhere near as hysterical.

                                      Hmmm I don't know. If Australia had won it might have been worse, given you could actually point to them getting a result from their underhanded shenanigans.

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                                      • barbarianB barbarian

                                        @antipodean said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

                                        I'm convinced the tone would be markedly different had they won and the footage came out afterwards. It wouldn't be anywhere near as hysterical.

                                        Hmmm I don't know. If Australia had won it might have been worse, given you could actually point to them getting a result from their underhanded shenanigans.

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                                        @barbarian indeed.

                                        So what you are saying is they deliberately got themselves rolled in the 2nd dig to take the heat off?

                                        Is their no end to their transgressions?

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                                          Just read this article by Clementine Ford for the SMH. She makes some great points in terms of the national hysteria about this scandal (including one fuckface who called this Cricket's #MeToo moment WTAF) and how this is in no way Australian sports darkest day.

                                          https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/was-this-really-sport-s-darkest-day-20180327-p4z6gc.html

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