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After all this time, Jack Nicholson is still cool<br />
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Hes still got it doesnt he, though Jennifer Lawrence came across a top bird too. Handled a pretty awkward and creepy situation with some pretty good grace and humor. -
for the managers and engineers among you:<br />
[quote][size=3][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."<br />
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet about the ground. You are between 42 and 44 degrees north latitude and between 83 and 85 degrees west longitude."<br />
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.<br />
"I am," replied the man, "but how did you know?"<br />
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."<br />
The man below responded, "You must be a manager."<br />
"I am," replied the balloonist, "how did you know?"<br />
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."[/font][/size][/quote] -
while googling the Whitelock family I came across the worst photo shopping job I've seen this week...an absolute shocker.<br />
It's like a shark has taken a bite out of the side of old man Whitelock......well done NZ woman's weekly, well done.<br />
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Rugby mum's dream team
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[quote name='Milk' timestamp='1362670905' post='350093']Weird. Did they cut someone from the middle?[/quote]<br />
Nah, typical farmers jersey, with the shit ripped out of the back because of separating the dogs or getting it caught on the barb wire when calving or any amount of reasons. -
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Last updated 05:00 08/03/2013<br />
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GOTCHA: Rugby referee Mike Segetin, left, tackled a youth who ran off with this bottle of Jagermeister from the Cellar Room in Johnsonville. The store is managed by James Cupit, right.<br />
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Head-high tackles are banned in rugby, but on this occasion the referee made an exception.<br />
Johnsonville Rugby Club chairman and referee Mike Segetin was walking down the main street of the northern Wellington suburb about 1.30pm yesterday when he noticed a man being chased by someone who was yelling and screaming at him.<br />
A few minutes later, near the post office, he heard yelling again, and a car roared up beside him chasing the man.<br />
As the man ran past him, Mr Segetin instinctively hit him with a head-high tackle, knocking him to the ground.<br />
He discovered the man had been seen stealing a bottle of Jagermeister from a nearby bottle store and had been chased out by customers.<br />
Mr Segetin detained the man with the help of the customers for about five minutes before the police arrived.<br />
"I definitely would have red-carded myself," he said of the tackle. "If someone had videoed it, it would be the main attraction on The Crowd Goes Wild. It was definitely a ‘smashed 'em bro' moment."<br />
The manager of the Cellar Room, James Cupit, said he was thankful to Mr Segetin and the customers.<br />
One customer had seen the man put the bottle into his jacket and chased him out of the store. "He chased after him and that's all I knew until the police brought back my bottle."<br />
Senior Sergeant Brett Callander, of Johnsonville, said an 18-year-old man had been charged with theft and would appear in court next week.<br />
When police arrived, he was lying in the recovery position and was checked out by an ambulance crew.<br />
Apprehending him had been a great community effort, Mr Callander said.<br />
"We really rely on people helping us, being our eyes and ears, and sometimes our arms as well."<br />
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I can see fooling a single idiot, but it's hard to believe an entire team would be tricked -- with the game on the line -- in the closing minute -- without a coach yelling. -
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Which is better hot women with machine guns like I posted a while ago or hot women with sharks? I'll all about the deep life changing questions.<br />
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difficult question, seeing as she may be a quadruple amputee in a few years time i will go the hot women with guns -
