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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mokey so long as you think it says 'love or peace' or whatever meaning to you, surely that's all that matters...afterall tats are for you, not others aren't they?

    All good if you post a pic of your Chinese tat I'll get my Chinese mate to translate it for you.

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    @no-quarter haha, I don't have a Chinese one...

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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @no-quarter haha, I don't have a Chinese one...

    Haha, I agree with you on tats though. Some are pretty cringe-worthy but I don't know why they seem to annoy people so much. It's like getting pissed off about the way someone dresses - who gives a shit?

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    @mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @taniwharugby I think tats are cool, and love the ones with a story or close connection to family history etc. I have zero time for pretentious twats with zero understanding of other cultures who get Maori or PI designs, Chinese characters etc and would high five every time a Chinese artist who inscribed fuckface instead of peace on some idiot teen's wrist.

    I always loved this story

    Jun 6, 2002  /  World

    Tattooist has last laugh

    Tattooist has last laugh

    A British teenager who thought he had "Love, Honour and Obey" tattooed on his upper arm in Mandarin received an unpleasant surprise when a waitress in a Chinese restaurant started laughing at him, London's Metro newspaper reported today.

    Hairdresser Lee Becks, 18, paid STG90 ($A230) for the tattoo on his right upper arm and was thoroughly pleased with the result - until he found out it actually read: "At the end of the day, this is an ugly boy."

    He realised something was wrong when the waitress started giggling and saying he was obviously trying to make people laugh.

    Becks pressed her to explain and discovered the ugly truth.

    A return visit to the tattoo parlour in Southend proved fruitless, as it had closed down. "I suspect the tattooist knew he was closing and just wanted to get his own back for some reason," Becks told Metro, a freesheet distributed on the London transport network.
    Becks keeps the tattoo covered, but at a recent night out he showed it off to friends. A group of Chinese girls came over and burst out laughing.

    He now plans to spend STG600 ($A1,535) to have the tattoo removed.

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    @jc said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Hairdresser Lee Becks of Essex. :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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  • SiamS Offline
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    I got the family tiki on a shoulder blade more than 20 years ago.
    It's nice and I like it although only last month I saw it on a photo and had actually forgot I had it!
    I'm still cool though

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    @jc many western ferals on holiday in Thailand proudly displaying " big penis" tats that literally just say "Gonad"

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    @jc why would you get 'Love Honour & Obey' tattooed anyway??

    Muppet...even if mine didn't mean what I know it means, it is rarely seen for anyone to point out it doesn't mean >whatever<

    @Siam I'm still cool as too!

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    @rocky-rockbottom How about "you've got to give respect to get respect" in a circle on your back, with "the economy of respect" in the middle of the circle.

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    @rocky-rockbottom like this one

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    a subject close to @jegga heart...Ferals

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/103079625/benefit-fraudster-drunk-with-five-kids-in-the-car

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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    a subject close to @jegga heart...Ferals

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/103079625/benefit-fraudster-drunk-with-five-kids-in-the-car

    Stop being so quick to judge TR. Didn't you read the article? She's paying the money back. It's only gonna take her around 57 years ( if my maths is accurate ) but then she'll be all square.

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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    a subject close to @jegga heart...Ferals

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/103079625/benefit-fraudster-drunk-with-five-kids-in-the-car

    It’s like she was trying to win feral bingo , benefit fraud, child abuse , drink driving , five kids and no job or likelihood of ever having one. Those poor bloody kids.

    I look forward to Lizzie Marvellys article on Sunday excusing her from all of this as it’s obviously the fault of white patriarchy .

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    a subject close to @jegga heart...Ferals

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/103079625/benefit-fraudster-drunk-with-five-kids-in-the-car

    It’s like she was trying to win feral bingo , benefit fraud, child abuse , drink driving , five kids and no job or likelihood of ever having one. Those poor bloody kids.

    I look forward to Lizzie Marvellys article on Sunday excusing her from all of this as it’s obviously the fault of white patriarchy .

    People like that are a case study of how to budget. No matter how poor they might appear they always manage to rustle up $ for a box of Codys and smokes. It's incredible.

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    @taniwharugby it's a tramp stamp isn't it bro 😁

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    a subject close to @jegga heart...Ferals

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/103079625/benefit-fraudster-drunk-with-five-kids-in-the-car

    It’s like she was trying to win feral bingo , benefit fraud, child abuse , drink driving , five kids and no job or likelihood of ever having one. Those poor bloody kids.

    I look forward to Lizzie Marvellys article on Sunday excusing her from all of this as it’s obviously the fault of white patriarchy .

    People like that are a model of how to budget. No matter how poor they might appear they always manage to rustle up $ for a box of Codys and smokes. It's incredible.

    And a little nest egg for that neck tattoo .

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @paekakboyz said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @taniwharugby it's a tramp stamp isn't bro 😁

    Thoughts on male tramp stamps? The sparking at work is a collossal cock and he has a set of arse antlers . I’m contemplating broaching the subject next time he really fucks me off .

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    @jegga ha ha do you think he even knows he has em!? Fuck, that'd be classic!

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    @paekakboyz said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga ha ha do you think he even knows he has em!? Fuck, that'd be classic!

    That would be bloody gold.

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    @taniwharugby Have you two met? she sounds nice

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12027292

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