Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="color:#1f497d;"><span style="font-family:calibri, sans-serif;">"I don't know if you've noticed this about me Dane.....but I live in an apartment complex with a treadmill in it!"</span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="color:#1f497d;"><span style="font-family:calibri, sans-serif;">Gets me everytime...</span></span></span></p> -
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<p>Location: Austria.</p>
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<p></p><p></p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">[url=http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/austrian-dominatrix-hired-fetishists-for-slave-labor-a-921398.html][b]The Country Life: Fake 'Dominatrix' Lures Slaves for Farm Work[/b][/url]<br><br>
Several sadomasochists eagerly responded to an advert posted by an Austrian woman farmer seeking clients. But they didn't get the punishment they had hoped for. Instead, they found themselves doing farm labor in fetish gear, while paying for the privilege.<br><br>
To sadomasochists keen on fresh air and the country life, it must have seemed like a dream come true. A 35-year-old woman advertizing herself as a dominatrix promised strict discipline to paying clients on her farm in the northeast of Austria.<br><br>
Some 15 men responded to the advert posted in the Internet, and two or three took up the offer. "They didn't get what they bargained for," a spokesman for the Lower Austria police told SPIEGEL ONLINE, confirming reports in the Austrian media in recent days.<br><br>
Instead of savoring the sweet pleasure of pain, the men found themselves consigned to farm labor such as chopping wood in the nude and mowing the lawn while wearing black fetish masks on the farm near the town of St Pölten. In effect, they were paying for the privilege of doing farm work.<br><br>
Duped<br><br>
"They had these clothes one wears in such circles, leather and plastic clothes and masks," said the spokesman.<br><br>
It is unclear how much they paid their mistress. After a week, they realized they had been duped and downed tools.<br><br>
"A legal complaint was filed with the state prosecutor's office against the woman for illegal prostitution," the spokesman said. He added that the case was over a year old and that he didn't know why Austrian media were picking up on it now.<br><br>
The mother of two was going through a divorce and needed the cash.</blockquote> -
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<p>I don't know what this is, but i got hard just looking at it. Words cannot describe the scale of its awesome</p> -
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'>Monty Python and the Holy Grail Modern Trailer</a></p>
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<p>this site is unable to cope with how much i want to like this. </p>
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<p> mariner4life, mariner4life, mariner4life, and 47 other mariner4life's like this</p> -
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<p>OK, this thread just jumped up a notch. The George Lucas Super Show and Holy Grail just blew my tiny human mind. Nothing can possibly be more awesome.<br><br>
Not even tits</p>
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<p>I liked this - saw it on a comments thread for a meme site:</p>
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<p>Top trolling.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/10330414/iOS-7-users-destroy-iPhones-after-fake-waterproof-advert.html'>iOS 7: users destroy iPhones after fake waterproof advert</a></p>
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<p>good to see these guys dont take themselves too seriously!!</p>
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<p>I'm too old - all I see is a bunch of well paid under achieving rugby players making tits of themselves and then seeking attention for it on the internet.</p>
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<p>How about winning games and seeking attention for that?</p>
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<p>It's not just rugby after all anymore though Kirwan</p>
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<p>It's just another job is what it is now. And it's a job that this group is failing at. Would it not be just as naff to see the equivalent from barristers, policemen, dentists or accountants?</p>
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<p>Mate, it's my problem and I'm not trying to score points, and I admire how you and your bro are genuine fans of Auckland rugby, I do.</p>
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<p>But it's just all so.... well.... yanky and Glee for my liking - it's not the sort of stuff I'm familiar or comfortable with from kiwi rugby players.</p>
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<p>Like I said, it's my beef and I'm too old to relate.</p>