Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
Man you crack me up bro.
The things you do with that cock of yours!!
Thanks.
I think.....
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
Man you crack me up bro.
The things you do with that cock of yours!!
Thanks.
I think.....
A least he only mentioned doing things with your own cock.
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@crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
Man you crack me up bro.
The things you do with that cock of yours!!
Thanks.
I think.....
A least he only mentioned doing things with your own cock.
It's been a while since I've seen any mention of Chris Gayle.
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
You are such a fuddy duddy RS
Nudes are the only thing that make me regret not growing up in the phone camera era.
These young fluffybunnies don't know how good they've got it
Mate, I last dated when I had no mobile phone and only saddos and perverts met online. You took 24 pictures with a camera and then paid some stupid amount to have them developed. Please give me some time to catch up please.
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@siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.
Man you crack me up bro.
The things you do with that cock of yours!!
While he's clearly a card-carrying deviate, I can't recall him talking about doing strange things with his knob. Unless there's another thread in which he confessed to having shoved it in a toaster. Or perhaps a large Star Wars toy.
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I do agree that the last 100 odd posts have been a fantastic alternative to the absolute crap on stuff.co.nz
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@majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I do agree that the last 100 odd posts have been a fantastic alternative to the absolute crap on stuff.co.nz
It could be better though. Pics could be put up so we can advise on left/right, psycho/mad psycho etc
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@crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I do agree that the last 100 odd posts have been a fantastic alternative to the absolute crap on stuff.co.nz
It could be better though. Pics could be put up so we can advise on left/right, psycho/mad psycho etc
If I could knew how to post pictures on this phone I would. There was a nudist the other day.
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@bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@crucial no way am I putting a pic of my absolutely stunning other half on here.
It's not your missus we would want to see. Judging your general lack of taste (or that of those willing to meet you) however would be a laugh.
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@mn5 admit it, you swiped right!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 admit it, you swiped right!
For Chris Gayle ? Sigh....If only.
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A gay mate of mine who's trying to turn me (yes my life has take a turn for the surreal recently) asked who I'd turn for. I mentioned Beauden Barrett and after googling he wasn't impressed. Who said gay people have good taste?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jc said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel swipe left? Really? I’ve been swiping right. No wonder nobody ever turns up. Or maybe I’m just ugly.
Maybe you should swipe left more often. Play hard to get.
Full disclosure, I’ve never seen Tinder and don’t really have any idea what you young fullas are talking about.
. I come from a generation when armpit hair was acceptable. Neither do I have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or anything else. I’ve never seen the point, but now I understand there might be nude pics involved I may have to reconsider...
