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    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Mayo is very dependent on the brand you get. Best Foods is probably the best. The wife loves mixing it with T-Sauce which is pretty good as well.

    Home made aoli with a stick blender is the shot. Piece of piss to make, and you can tweak it so that it tastes the way you want.

    J. Kenji López-Alt  /  Serious Eats

    Two-Minute Aioli

    Two-Minute Aioli

    Classic aioli is made with nothing but garlic and olive oil pounded in a mortar and pestle. Our updated version uses egg yolks to help bind the sauce along with a hand blender to make it 100% foolproof and extremely quick.

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    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Mayo is very dependent on the brand you get. Best Foods is probably the best. The wife loves mixing it with T-Sauce which is pretty good as well.

    Cheats thousand island dressing

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    @nzzp said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Home made aoli with a stick blender is the shot. Piece of piss to make, and you can tweak it so that it tastes the way you want.

    Yep. Haven't bought mayo / aioli for years. Amusing that the guy who pissed off the Vegan said that it was egg whites in mayo, but he had part of it right.

    The fern really is a strange place, a thread on NZ's appalling journalism (I use that term loosely) evolves into the relative merits of a French (possibly Spanish) condiment.

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    @bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan brings a whole new perspective to egg on your face.

    Bro it's an absolute crime you're not a dad with your #dadjokes this week. Someone call 111, Bones is on fire!

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    @snowy i thought it was dutch?

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @snowy i thought it was dutch?

    I seem to recall that it is a bit of a European pavlova and there is some debate about its origins but probably France or Spain (likely from Mahon) and a French bloke stole it.
    Pav is of course Kiwi and some thieving convicts tried to steal the idea.

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    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12087576

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    @jegga The powerful truth being fat bitches will leap on anything to make themselves feel better, particularly a cake.

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    @antipodean seems to be a theme today . Weird article, when I see an overweight person exercising the only thing that springs to mind is good on them and I hope they stick at it.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/teach-me/105369541/when-fat-people-dare-to-exercise-in-public

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @antipodean seems to be a theme today . Weird article, when I see an overweight person exercising the only thing that springs to mind is good on them and I hope they stick at it.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/teach-me/105369541/when-fat-people-dare-to-exercise-in-public

    Geez the big fat black thing in the article is horrific. Time to skip a few meals bitch!

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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @antipodean seems to be a theme today . Weird article, when I see an overweight person exercising the only thing that springs to mind is good on them and I hope they stick at it.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/teach-me/105369541/when-fat-people-dare-to-exercise-in-public

    Geez the big fat black thing in the article is horrific. Time to skip a few meals bitch!

    Good news bro , ms Carlson your favourite piece of top shelf fap fodder has a Netflix special

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/105392143/Urzila-Carlson-Cal-Wilson-named-as-part-of-Netflixs-global-stand-up-show

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @antipodean seems to be a theme today . Weird article, when I see an overweight person exercising the only thing that springs to mind is good on them and I hope they stick at it.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/teach-me/105369541/when-fat-people-dare-to-exercise-in-public

    Geez the big fat black thing in the article is horrific. Time to skip a few meals bitch!

    Good news bro , ms Carlson your favourite piece of top shelf fap fodder has a Netflix special

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/105392143/Urzila-Carlson-Cal-Wilson-named-as-part-of-Netflixs-global-stand-up-show

    'Just for laughs....'

    Well I'm glad they understand irony at least....

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    @mn5 irony?

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/97005653/urzila-carlsons-car-rammed-by-elephant-in-south-africa?rm=m

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 irony?

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/97005653/urzila-carlsons-car-rammed-by-elephant-in-south-africa?rm=m

    Holy shit.....you can't make up a headline that good....

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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 irony?

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/97005653/urzila-carlsons-car-rammed-by-elephant-in-south-africa?rm=m

    Holy shit.....you can't make up a headline that good....

    The elephant vs the rhino?

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to jegga on last edited by taniwharugby
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    @jegga assume it was a Bull Elephant and it's 'the time?'

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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga assume it was a Bull Elephant and it's 'the time?'

    Shit mate, even elephants must have standards

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 irony?

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/97005653/urzila-carlsons-car-rammed-by-elephant-in-south-africa?rm=m

    Holy shit.....you can't make up a headline that good....

    The elephant vs the rhino?

    See if I the misfortune to work for stuff I’d probably go with this headline,

    “Urzila Carlson in car accident , elephant survives.”

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to canefan on last edited by taniwharugby
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    @canefan it's the wild, if they see a viable option (alive) to provide a legacy, they take it!

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    @mn5 LOL, those nobodies get a special but they will never let Nick Mullen on TV.

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