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<p>For those still following along, the past 24 hours have been colourful ones for everybody's favourite crack-smoking mayor. </p>
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<p>Police conducting the extortion case interviewed Ford support staff. Their testimony was released to the public yesterday in un-redacted form.</p>
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<p>Of particular interest was the Mayor on Saint Paddy's Day. If I can remember the details correctly, on that day his support staff -- not his political enemies, but his support staff -- claimed that Rob had prostitutes in his City Hall office, was smoking pot, emptied half a 40 oz of vodka, told staff he "was going to get hammered" and was "going to get laid" that night. Took some Oxycontin. In a taxi he threw business cards at the driver and called him "Paki." He went to a restaurant and was seen snorting lines of coke. Made a pass at a woman, then told a female security guard that he wanted to "eat her pussy." Assaulted one of his staffers, threatened another. Drove home drunk. All in a day's work.</p>
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<p>This morning, Fatboy is now threatening to sue all of his ex-staffers for talking to police. Talking to a mob of reporters he says the claim that he wanted to eat the woman's "pussy" is false, saying that he's "happily married" and has all the pussy he needs to eat at home. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://deadspin.com/rob-ford-denies-eating-pussy-during-live-televised-p-1464353838'>Yes, he actually said that about his wife</a>.</p>
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<p><img src="http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/ugly-cat-9.jpg" alt="ugly-cat-9.jpg"></p>
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<p>He looks like Chris Farley, but seems to be channeling the Will Ferrell character from Old School.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Y2HKBQMQmbw#t=116'>http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Y2HKBQMQmbw#t=116</a></p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Y2HKBQMQmbw#t=116'>http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Y2HKBQMQmbw#t=116</a></p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Y2HKBQMQmbw#t=116'>http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Y2HKBQMQmbw#t=116</a></p>
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<p>but, kinda cool too. </p>
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<p>The Youtube blurb say 'a road' in Brazil...</p>
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<p>The Youtube blurb say 'a road' in Brazil...</p>
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<p>that's sick Nepia. weirdo.</p>
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<p>as uncovered by cracked.com, best Thomas video ever, for all those with kids forced to watch this shit</p>
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<p><strong>that's sick Nepia. weirdo.</strong></p>
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<p>as uncovered by cracked.com, best Thomas video ever, for all those with kids forced to watch this shit</p>
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<p>WTF? That is just idiotic - actually looks like the motorway heading out of Wellington. Anyone know what country it is?</p>
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<p>I'd pay to see that tried on SH2 out of Wellington, especially in peak time.</p>
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This is what real friends do.<br><br><br><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.chonday.com/Videos/gubeerhouse1'>http://www.chonday.com/Videos/gubeerhouse1</a>
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<p>WTF? That is just idiotic - actually looks like the motorway heading out of Wellington. Anyone know what country it is?</p>
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<p>Just woke up to all of this but apparently the coolest thing in 2013 is happening in <strike>San Francisco</strike> Gotham City:</p>
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<p><img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZIvBPsCYAEO3Lr.jpg" alt="BZIvBPsCYAEO3Lr.jpg"></p>
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<p><img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZIxVu7CAAAGx4p.jpg" alt="BZIxVu7CAAAGx4p.jpg"></p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/15/batkid-san-francisco-charity-make-wish'>http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/15/batkid-san-francisco-charity-make-wish</a></p> -
<p>is that one of those "Make A Wish" things?</p>
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<p>is that one of those "Make A Wish" things?</p>
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<p>Seems so except a whole city got in on the thing. Very cool.</p> -
<p>watch it through :)</p>
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