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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...
    The name itself isn't so bad but not sure I'd like the whole world knowing my names history

    I already get asked about dogmeat about 3 times/week.

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    well i think Getinthehole! Garcia has a lovely ring to it

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    My son informs me that 15 year old Zaran was proudly displaying his first born on Facebook last night. Looking forward to finding out its name.

    Is Dryft a name yet?

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    @dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:

    Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...

    So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
    Some favorites that fit in this thread:
    Pink dogwood
    Flowering peach
    Carolina cherry
    Redbud

    That is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @dogmeat whats the story about dogmeat with an avatar of a cat?

    Pretty much every golf course names their golf holes, so am sure some decent ones to choose from, and he appears to have chosen one that is reasonable at least

    Azalea Adele Garcia

    @Snowy you were on the right course at least, hole 13.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:

    @Snowy you were on the right course at least, hole 13.

    Yeah, I ignored that one because it was actually O.K. I guess Sergio isn't a bogan.

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    @jegga said in Bogans with kids:

    My son informs me that 15 year old Zaran was proudly displaying his first born on Facebook last night. Looking forward to finding out its name.

    Is Dryft a name yet?

    You've got me. Is Zaran mum or dad?

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    @booboo said in Bogans with kids:

    @jegga said in Bogans with kids:

    My son informs me that 15 year old Zaran was proudly displaying his first born on Facebook last night. Looking forward to finding out its name.

    Is Dryft a name yet?

    You've got me. Is Zaran mum or dad?

    I was going to say the clue is in the word his but you have to be so careful in assigning gender these days, so I won't.

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    @catogrande I assumed that was a misspelling of zhirs ...

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  • boobooB Offline
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    The Seppos join the party ...

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/baby/105839550/the-outlandish-baby-names-us-parents-chose-last-year

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    replied to booboo on last edited by taniwharugby
    #260

    @booboo haha, pretty sure NZ rules would exclude some of them?

    So, you name your kid Arson, or was it a typo with the 'S' and 'A' next to one another?

    I-Am, Abcde, WTF 🤪

    Setting them up to fail, or emancipate themselves?

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  • boobooB Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:

    @booboo haha, pretty sure NZ rules would exclude some of them?

    So, you name your kid Arson, or was it a typo with the 'S' and 'A' next to one another?

    I-Am, Abcde, WTF 🤪

    Setting them up to fail, or emancipate themselves?

    Yeah God, Emperor/Empress, Sirprince etc

    Classic "Boy called Sue" moment with Babyboy ...

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  • JKJ Offline
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    #262

    @snowy said in Bogans with kids:

    @dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:

    Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...

    So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
    Some favorites that fit in this thread:
    Pink dogwood
    Flowering peach
    Carolina cherry
    Redbud

    That is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.

    Haha one of my local courses has a holed one called 'Westward Ho'

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @jk said in Bogans with kids:

    @snowy said in Bogans with kids:

    @dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:

    Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...

    So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
    Some favorites that fit in this thread:
    Pink dogwood
    Flowering peach
    Carolina cherry
    Redbud

    That is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.

    Haha one of my local courses has a holed one called 'Westward Ho'

    Probably named after the North Devon town Westward Ho! (Note exclamation mark), which is the site of the oldest golf course in England.

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    @catogrande pretty sure it's like the only place name in the world or something to have an exclamation mark isn't it?

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @bones said in Bogans with kids:

    @catogrande pretty sure it's like the only place name in the world or something to have an exclamation mark isn't it?

    As far as I know.

    The golf course, Royal North Devon, is an old fashioned links course and it is like what playing on the surface of the moon must be like. There's one par 5, short due to the prevailing wind being a bastard that actually plays like a par 3 if the wind ever blows the other way.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #266

    A local school has a child named Anarchy enrolled.

    This is article is a bit awkward, why to they invent these names for their offspring

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    Jaxxyn

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314

    Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name

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  • V Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial said in Bogans with kids:

    Jaxxyn

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314

    Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name

    Because 1 X isn’t quite bogan enough for this future wife beater/meth dealer/Ford owner/synthetic canabis statistic..

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    Met a kid called Khenn this week , his parents spelled it that way to avoid him being mocked about Barbie and Ken .

    He told me it didn’t work .

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