Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@crazy-horse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel apparently bush is making a comeback. Don't know how I know this.
Big Brazilian Wax would never allow it!
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
I'd forgotten about that, although he's arguably more famous for that than his music.
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
He banged Courtney Love before that, he deserves your sympathy more than your hate.
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@jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
He banged Courtney Love before that, he deserves your sympathy more than your hate.
i guess he earned teh good years tehn
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
You need to wine and dine me before I put out. I'm not some ho you know.
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@nepia said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
I'd forgotten about that, although he's arguably more famous for that than his music.
Bush has to be THE stupidest band name in history closely followed by Garbage.
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@mn5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
You need a dozen codys and hell pizza before I put out. I'm not some slut you know.
Fixed to allow for your location
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@jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mn5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
You need a dozen codys and hell pizza before I put out. I'm not some slut you know.
Fixed to allow for your location
Zero sugar option if possible. I'll settle for a 5$ dominos special though.
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@mn5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mn5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
You need a dozen codys and hell pizza before I put out. I'm not some slut you know.
Fixed to allow for your location
Zero sugar option if possible. I'll settle for a 5$ dominos special though.
of course you would.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
homphobe
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
Prior to that he was banging dudes ...
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@majorrage said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
homphobe
What's a homphobe? I cant keep up with the new trends you vile perverts keep inventing.
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Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant have been having anal sex
An obstetrician handed the couple, from rural China, a sex education book each and gave them 'guidelines' The wife, 24, has reportedly got pregnant after following the doctor's advice.
Yeah, like he didn’t know...
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YES!!!! What a beauty! Brilliant way to have to cancel your wedding!
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12114301
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@hooroo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
YES!!!! What a beauty! Brilliant way to have to cancel your wedding!
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12114301
That's a great read. She's clearly unhinged as the wedding came closer. The best bit is she's pissed that everyone else is astonished by her sense of entitlement.
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@hooroo That. Is. AWESOME!!!
Fuck, if you are going to lose your mind, do it properly, in a very public manner, and burn all of your bridges in the process.
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Speaking of entitlement; learn to get insurance.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12114332
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@hooroo That. Is. AWESOME!!!
Fuck, if you are going to lose your mind, do it properly, in a very public manner, and burn all of your bridges in the process.
I wish with stories like this you could go to live view and see the aftermath!
Imagine when you are become of clear thought and you realise what you have done. That much of a humiliator would be hard to solve after
