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@taniwharugby pity A paraphyletic charity fuck
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@taniwharugby I mean if they are going to start a new super dolphin human hybrid master race, surely Aquaman to start?
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby I mean if they are going to start a new super dolphin human hybrid master race, surely Aquaman to start?
and why would a dolphin choose this over me?
oh, right...
as you were dolphin
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Intercourse with a
porpoisepurpose is a dream for meSpelling standards are slipping again.
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I doubt she has a pot to piss in but all the same she deserves whatever the court dishes out to her
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/106703357/no-evidence-found-in-paedophile-ring-claims-police-say -
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga thought you should know
https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/106717667/blessed-day-anika-moa-announces-pregnancy
Oh ffs . Poor bloody kids , they don’t choose to have such fuckwits for parents. From the article -
“Natasha went on to carry their son Soren, while Moa's ex wife, circus performer Universe carried their twins Barry and Taane.”
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Back on planet earth, these guys are pretty awesome. The sheds have been going for quite awhile , they started off in Australia.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/105961039/the-shed-that-saved-clarrie-merrick
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga thought you should know
https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/106717667/blessed-day-anika-moa-announces-pregnancy
Oh ffs . Poor bloody kids , they don’t choose to have such fuckwits for parents. From the article -
“Natasha went on to carry their son Soren, while Moa's ex wife, circus performer Universe carried their twins Barry and Taane.”
That photo is a stunner
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@jegga I hope they throw the book at her. The family will never scrub out the info about the accusations. Which is really shit.
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I was really hoping @jegga would lose his shit more than he did upon reading that....
In still trying to process the image of her drunkenly proposing marriage in her lucky (holey) black underpants .
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I was really hoping @jegga would lose his shit more than he did upon reading that....
In still trying to process the image of her drunkenly proposing marriage in her lucky (holey) black underpants .
I'd imagine the minga stench would be horrific
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga thought you should know
https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/106717667/blessed-day-anika-moa-announces-pregnancy
Oh ffs . Poor bloody kids , they don’t choose to have such fuckwits for parents. From the article -
“Natasha went on to carry their son Soren, while Moa's ex wife, circus performer Universe carried their twins Barry and Taane.”
I hope it’s not a white male
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@majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga thought you should know
https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/106717667/blessed-day-anika-moa-announces-pregnancy
Oh ffs . Poor bloody kids , they don’t choose to have such fuckwits for parents. From the article -
“Natasha went on to carry their son Soren, while Moa's ex wife, circus performer Universe carried their twins Barry and Taane.”
I hope it’s not a white male
Don’t assume it’s gender , they sure as hell won’t
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga thought you should know
https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/106717667/blessed-day-anika-moa-announces-pregnancy
Oh ffs . Poor bloody kids , they don’t choose to have such fuckwits for parents. From the article -
“Natasha went on to carry their son Soren, while Moa's ex wife, circus performer Universe carried their twins Barry and Taane.”
I hope it’s not a white male
Don’t assume it’s gender , they sure as hell won’t
How does it work anyway. Does Moa have a penis?
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@majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga thought you should know
https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/106717667/blessed-day-anika-moa-announces-pregnancy
Oh ffs . Poor bloody kids , they don’t choose to have such fuckwits for parents. From the article -
“Natasha went on to carry their son Soren, while Moa's ex wife, circus performer Universe carried their twins Barry and Taane.”
I hope it’s not a white male
Don’t assume it’s gender , they sure as hell won’t
How does it work anyway. Does Moa have a penis?
Ask her to reverse park a car, we'll soon find out.
OK, ok I'm going. Where's my coat?